Help! I need a Quote for my son's 2nd grade yearbook?????? UPDATE: Decision made.

[Brazen]

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

 

[Qwest]

Heroes get remembered but legends never die.

 

[Abe Froman]

If there's grass on the field, Play ball!!!

 

[Schadenfreude]

I'd hit it!

In before the lock!

I'd do her in the butt

Stab it

Spider!

All priceless . . .

even better

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
2nd graders have yearbooks now? For God's sake, WHY? Do they remember ANYTHING they did in school (besides get sent to the principal's office) this year?

Let me guess...he has a cellphone and a texting pager as well, right?

My son will soon be 10 years old. The things he's asked for...have just made me LAUGH.

"Dad, I need a cellphone."
"You NEED or you WANT?"
"Umm...I want..."
"Why?"
"To call all my friends"

WTF!!! You're EIGHT!!! (He was 8 when he asked me) and your friends all have to be in bed by 8:00PM as do YOU.

/puts boot up ass

Don't ask any stupid ass questions again! The food on your plate, the clothes on your back and roof over your head are provided by me (in part). Be grateful for what you've got, you little snob.

LMFAO. The only thing I remember from 2nd grade was kissing girls for the first time and getting sent to the principal's office for a spanking - several times.

 

[MrBond]

"Trapped in yearbook factory - send help"

 

[Abe Froman]

And that was the second time I got crabs

 

[Night201]

"The difference between being ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra."

 

[EagleKeeper]

This is your son that needs the quote. Not you. Allow him to come up with something for posterity.

 

[AMDZen]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
They give 2nd graders yearbooks now? Why not just a simple group picture?

I was thinking the exact same thing. Kinda stupid if you ask me.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: KingNothing
They give 2nd graders yearbooks now? Why not just a simple group picture?

I was thinking the exact same thing. Kinda stupid if you ask me.

The yearbook companies encourage it. Builds up the guilt in the parents early.

Kickback for a $5 picture $1
Kickback for a $20 yearbook $5 plus the picture kickback.

Which is better for the school budget?:frown:

 

[KnickNut3]

Milk Milk, lemonade,
Around the corner fudge is made!

 

[KingPhil]

"To give all the ladies a FREE RIDE"

 

[MaxDSP]

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

 

[Lola]

in sig!

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
They give 2nd graders yearbooks now? Why not just a simple group picture?

i didn't get no damn 2nd grade book either :disgust:

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
If there's grass on the field, Play ball!!!

...and if theres no grass, play in the mud!

 

[chowmein]

"this pic is gonna ruin the rest of my life"

 

[whistleclient]

"i was an accident"

 

[geecee]

"In matters of principle, stand like a rock. In matters of taste, swim with the current."

-Thomas Jefferson

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Tick
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

-General Patton.

Teh Bomb quote!

Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fvck the prom queen!

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: Hi
remeber dont be a nerd

Or more specifically, if you use this quote, "Remeber to study so you can spel"

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: MrBond
"Trapped in yearbook factory - send help"

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
lol

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
If there's grass on the field, Play ball!!!

...and if theres no grass, play in the mud!

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

 

[Epoman]

Update: See 1st post

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KTHXBYE