Having a laugh

TheOmegaCode

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Here is my machine's credentials. It has 15 inch Compaq LCD Display, TFT5000, TOP OF THE LINE. High Definition, beautiful picture, one of the best LCD's you can get without having to pay 1000 dollars. The Processer is 2.0ghz. But this isn't your normal Pentium 4, it's enhanced. It has 512KB of cache, which makes it TWICE AS FAST, as a 2.0ghz P4 with 256 cache. The CPU can take the programs in and out of ram at a fast speed, faster than anything avaliable. Only a few CPU's have 512 cache. And Ram? 1024MB of DDR Ram. Thats double data rate. Which means it works FASTER than 2 GIGABYTES OF RAM!!!!!!!!!! The motherboard is an Asus P4 board, top of the line (it talks to you when you start up the machine). It has 6 PCI Slots on 1 AGP. The machine already comes with a 64mb video card, Nvidia Ge Force 2, Sound Blaster LIVE, Platnium, A Ethernet Card, and the motherboard supports ethernet and sound. It has 2 USB ports as well. It also comes WITH A DVD DRIVE, AND A CDRW DRIVE, NOT THE SAME, 2 DIFFERENT DRIVES. It comes with a 30 gigabyte hard drive pre installed, but here is the best part: The Machine Comes PRE INSTALLED WITH WINDOWS XP PRO AND MICROSOFT OFFICE XP PLATNIUM, 2000 MP3'S, POWER DVD SOFTWARE, WINAMP, REAL PLAYER, QUICKTIME PLAYER, AND WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER. The lower ones are free, But Windows XP Pro, XP Platnium, AND Power DVD are over 800 dollars in value. 2000 mp3's?

Someone should email the RIAA and tell them about this peenarc... BTW, you can buy it now for US $4,000.00!!!
 

dOrKuS

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I am the fararri of computers. I build them with my hands, I build them to me powerful and perfect. My goal is to have them be built so well that they make any other machine in the natural world seem like a toy in comparison

IMO, by far the best part of the ad. :)
 

Mikki

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I have a serious problem believing he's serious, it's GOT to be a joke....:)
 

spp

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no he's just trying to make sell the product for more than its worth
 

Mikki

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pillage2001, you okay? <pat><pat> Breathe! C'mon, breathe! :)

spp, if he is, then he's assuming that every person looking at it is a complete moron....:)
 

xirtam

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"NOT THE SAME, 2 DIFFERENT DRIVES"

Yeah, yeah, I got it. In ATHD you can wind up with a CD-RW for like $5-$20 and a DVD-ROM drive for about the same. Whoopty-do.

Notice how he's got no feedback as a seller yet. I'd like to see what this goes for.
 

spp

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spp, if he is, then he's assuming that every person looking at it is a complete moron....


heh.... then i guess you haven't seen those home shopping networking people selling computers.......
 

LongCoolMother

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rolleye.gif
 

Mikki

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xirtam, I'm assuming he's talking about the SB Live Platinum card, tho knowing this guy he might be talking about the platinum playing cards he's got clothespinned to the case fan spokes......:)

spp, nope, this is the first one, I can't imagine the rest.....

jaeger66, ;)
 

spp

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hehe..... well yea if you're bored enough like me... you'll find out eventually by watchng a lot of tv...
 

AsukaStrikes

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he must have the pentium math bug.

I will ship anywhere in the world.
he would get arrested if he tried to ship it to china, or say iraq.

can't believe this fool is pi$$ing away his dough on auction fees for something nobody is gonna buy; guess ebay's the real winner here
 

Mikki

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If any of you want the fastest computer in the world, you better hurry, the auction ends soon...:D
 

Chaotic42

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Isn't this fraud, since he's making claims that are untrue, like 512KB of cache being twice as fast as 256KB?