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Haven't seen SW EpIII yet? No time? Check out this condensed script

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EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. If you jump over
to me, I will cut your sh!t off.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my sh!t cut off!
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OMG haha 😀
 
That is awesome. I really disliked the movie.

I'm just going to pretend that none of the prequels were ever made and that only 3 movies ever existed.
 
Yoda: Speaking of justifying obvious dialogue blunders created by the fact that George Lucas didn't actually have all six films firmly in his mind when he was making any given one...

lol :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
My favorite part was the "Samuel MOTHERFVCKER Jackson" sequence 😀
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QFT - That was a goldmine of comedy right there.

The author made one error though. He forgot to call the children "Younglings".
 
JIMMY SMITS
Jesus, not every scene needs some
digital character in them. She's
giving birth, can't we leave at
least a FEW frames of the film free
from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould
have delivered the twins, that would
be more dramatic.

DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS
More what?
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Bwahahahahahahahaha
 
SAMUEL L. MOTHERFVCKING JACKSON
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
motherfvcker, motherfvcker! Every
time my fingers touch my lightsaber
I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of
Navarone.
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:laugh:
 
There some comedic gold buried in that thar script! 😀

Take him to his family on Tatooine.

Wait, really? You mean, to hide him from Hayden and Ian, we're going to allow him to keep the last name Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's birth planet, and put him in the care of his actual relatives? It would take like an hour of research to track him down if the Empire wanted him.
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Originally posted by: keeleysam
Cliff's.

Or ban.
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Here's your Cliff's Notes, you lazy muthafucka:
Funny sh!t making fun of SW.


I thought this was hilarious. And I actually really liked Ep3.
 
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