Haven't seen SW EpIII yet? No time? Check out this condensed script

[Fritzo]

...and it's better written than Lucas's script too!

 

[captains]

roflmao

 

[murphy55d]

That's still way too long.

 

[StageLeft]

He places them inside a VINTAGE 1970'S STAR WARS LUNCH BOX
WITH THERMOS NO RESERVE!!

LMFAO

 

[nakedfrog]

Heh

 

[HardcoreRobot]

lolololol

 

[So]

:laugh:

 

[Howard]

noooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Yossarian]

"I only force choke you because I love you, baby." hahhahahaha

 

[SVT Cobra]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Actaeon]

That was pretty good

 

[dquan97]

nice!

 

[Fritzo]

My favorite part was the "Samuel MOTHERFVCKER Jackson" sequence

 

[illusion88]

the funnAy!!!!

 

[Syrch]

haha

 

[oogabooga]

hahahaha it really was better then the movie

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Haha, that was great.

 

[ELopes580]

reading it now.... looking funny so far

 

[Chrono]

that was badass. it's exactly how the movie is... LOL.

 

[xSauronx]

haha, thats up there with the lego star wars...both of these are better than the actual movie

 

[HonkeyDonk]

awesome!! lol x10000000

 

[datalink7]

The CLONE TROOPERS kill most of the adult Jedi,
while the challenging task of murdering children can only be
undertaken by the DARK LORD OF THE SITH.

Bwuahahahaha

 

[So]

EWAN MCGREGOR
Hayden! I know you're not really
evil - you try to look evil by
glowering everywhere, but you really
just wind up looking confused all
the time! Come back to the Jedi
order!

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
From my point of view, the Jedi are
stupid! I mean, really stupid! They
didn't know I was married to
Natalie, which Ian figured out in
seconds. They didn't know Ian was a
Sith. They asked me to get close to
him, knowing full well I am confused
and that he's manipulative. God, the
assassin from Attack of the Clones
allegedly couldn't be sent by
Christopher Lee because "it's not in
his character." Face it, it's a
miracle the Jedi survived this long.

 

[purbeast0]

last friday i saw a movie. i was either going to see the longest yard or swep3.

i went w/the longest yard and am very glad I did, that movie was great.

i'll wait for dvd for swep3.

 

[CRXican]

incredibly awesome

especially because of the Pulp Ficiton lines