And we now pause our thread to bring you another Great Moment in Nerd History...
The scene: a sunny winter day, downtown in a small midwestern city circa 1981.
Our story: Our hero (a nerd), Ironwing, has exited a corner drugstore with his new purchase, keychain-sized Rubik's Cube in hand. Ironwing crosses the busy street and walks toward his destination, a bus stop. While walking along Ironwing stats playing with the Rubik's Cube. Ironwing becomes engrossed in the Rubik's Cube when suddenly, as though beset upon by the demons of hell, Ironwing drops to the ground, screaming in pain. A passerby, witnessing the scene rushes to Ironwing's aid. Ironwing, realizing what has happened, waves off the passerby while trying to figure out which hurts more, his dignity or what's left of his right shin with which he just impacted a fire hydrant.
Rubik's Cubes - fear them.