Partial colonectomy to correct a birth defect at age 43. It took over 4 months for them to properly diagnose. Was precscribed opium, belladonna, valiums (not all, but some concurrently) and had my priviliedge to drive suspended while I was on them. Had 2 MRI's ,upper and Lower GI tests, Barium enema, 2 colonscopes. Told the x-ray techs during the Barium...'it wasn't like this when the aliens did it"... cracked them up.
Spent 6 days in the hospital, recuperated for 5 weeks, then went on tour, still with a gash from above the belly button to just above the pubic bone.
A stagehand from Local 1 in NYC was bitchin because I was finger pointing ( not pushing and locating my gear unpacking cases, etc), one guy called me a "white glove prima donna" as he thought I wasn't doing my share of the work.. I lifted my shirt and he went pale and apologized.
Came back a year later and they (his crew) were still giving him sh1t for that.
No colostomy bag for me though. I have to drink more water than I used to, as I can dehydrate faster as a result of having about a foot less lower intestine than I used to.
Total cost over $65,000. Actual cost including meds..... $15.00 gotta love Kaiser Permanente