Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Partial colonectomy to correct a birth defect at age 43. ...
That's a hellva long gestation period. What planet are you from?
If I tell you, we'll have to assimilate you. :laugh: You may not like that procedure... :shocked:
The birth defect wasn't an issue until then.
Being forced to hold one's BM while on a tour bus is de riguer, especially when on long hauls. No one likes the smell of crap in a holding tank in the summer. And the drivers get paid extra to properly dump said tanks.
Holding one's BM is not healthy to your body.
The defect ( a weakened lower intestinal wall ) finally resurfaced as a collapsed descending colon. The surgeons were able to bisect the undamaged portion so I retain normal functions, as opposed to having to use a colostomy bag.
I like to say I'm no longer as full of sh1t as the rest of y'all.
By the way, after surgery, when I had to go, It was coming out NOW. So the band paid the fees and I got to use the toilets on the bus as needed, when a rest stop wasn't forthcoming. By the way, they don't coil anymore, They're as straight as a yardstick.
Aren't you glad you rattled my cage? :disgust: