have you ever faked it?

[Random Variable]

<< Oh and DJHeater - that article you quoted only says that 75% of men lasted less than 5 minutes (man, that's sad)... >>


I for one think that it is unfair that women expect men to last for so long. I think that they all need to take a crash course on the male anatomy.

 

[Random Variable]

It's quite fascinating that God did not make men and women orgasmically-compatible. I wonder what his reasons were.

 

[amnesiac]

<< I for one think that it is unfair that women expect men to last for so long. I think that they all need to take a crash course on the male anatomy. >>



You're just jealous.
I think guys should learn how to control orgasms. Average time to orgasm for a woman is 12 minutes by the way.

Personally, I feel if I can give a woman 3-6 O's over the course of a couple hours on a constant basis, I get full rights to call her my slave.

 

[Random Variable]

<< I think guys should learn how to control orgasms. >>


That's like asking someone whose bladder is about to explode to not urinate.

 

[b0mbrman]

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<< I think guys should learn how to control orgasms. >>


That's like asking someone whose bladder is about to explode to not urinate. >>


Heh heh...that's *exactly* how you practice

 

[b0mbrman]

<< It's quite fascinating that God did not make men and women orgasmically-compatible. I wonder what his reasons were. >>


Because God's goal is making the man put his little babies all over the place for reproduction...not making either party enjoy it

 

[Random Variable]

<< Heh heh...that's *exactly* how you practice >>


And it's painful and unnatural!

 

[ISAslot]

Important question:


If your fake while fapping, does the kitten still die?

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

<< It's quite fascinating that God did not make men and women orgasmically-compatible. I wonder what his reasons were. >>



To increase the chances of impregnation. By leaving hte female still wanting more, she has a better chance of allowing more sperm (from different male sources - who are also quick to finish) to be inserted into her vagina.

 

[Nefrodite]

<< It's quite fascinating that God did not make men and women orgasmically-compatible. I wonder what his reasons were. >>


lol, so much for intelligent design or maybe he's just a sadist hah


To increase the chances of impregnation. By leaving hte female still wanting more, she has a better chance of allowing more sperm (from different male sources - who are also quick to finish) to be inserted into her vagina.


err that only works if each 12 minute woman lines up 3 5minute men for each round of orgasms

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

<< err that only works if each 12 minute woman lines up 3 5minute men for each round of orgasms >>



Err, think nomadic tribe times.

 

[tallest1]

<< Oh and DJHeater - that article you quoted only says that 75% of men lasted less than 5 minutes (man, that's sad)... >>

Very sad...


<< It's quite fascinating that God did not make men and women orgasmically-compatible. I wonder what his reasons were. >>

IMHO, its better than a woman orgasming in 5 minutes (only once) and then the guy orgasming (multiple times) every 10 minutes. Sure it'd be nice when going solo but what if you were with a woman and then she told you "I'm done, now get off me!" before you were finished. THAT, my friend, would suck.

Edit: *notices pun* ..... or swallow.



<< First you fake it (wearing a condom obviously).
Then a minute later, you say "I want some more!"
Then she thinks you're the sex king and tells all her friends >>

B0mbrman, you're a genius!

 

[b0mbrman]

<< B0mbrman, you're a genius! >>