have you ever faked it?

[virtuamike]

Haven't faked it yet, haven't felt the need to. Interesting concept though, maybe I can use it to fool a girl into thinking I'm a tantra master or something.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Haven't faked it yet, haven't felt the need to. Interesting concept though, maybe I can use it to fool a girl into thinking I'm a tantra master or something. >>


Heh heh...don't get to the point where she expects it all the time though

Wait for a "special" day...like her birthday or flag day or something...

 

[StormRider]

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<< y2kc That is NASTY!!!!! >>



and unfortunately true....it was worse than it sounds.

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Other than her bad smell problem..... was she hot?!?!? And is she still available?

 

[b0mbrman]

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<< << y2kc That is NASTY!!!!! >>
and unfortunately true....it was worse than it sounds.
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Other than her bad smell problem..... was she hot?!?!? And is she still available? >>


Oddly enough, I'm really grossed out

 

[melly]

yes

 

[aphex]

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<< y2kc That is NASTY!!!!! >>



pardon me while I vomit...... >>

 

[Spike]

hmmm, never. of course, that could stem from the fact that I haven't, um, really had the opportunity to.

 

[eakers]

yes.
though runnersup go to "dont worry i didnt really want to anyways"
"no no its okay, i dont usually from that anyways"
"as long as you feel good im satisfied"


bytheway when girls say those things. WE'RE LYING

*kat. <-- all about the orgasm now though.

 

[amnesiac]

I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too.

 

[djheater]

<< "dont worry i didnt really want to anyways"
>>



I find it difficult to believe they believed that one. Oh wait, I'm forgetting how fragile the male ego can be... OK I can believe it....


A real emotional commitment makes it all so much better and easier on both parties......

 

[eakers]

i knwo that guys only believe those things because they WANT to.

i mean its sooooooooooooooo lame.

*kat. <-- talking to her crush on the phone *sigh*

 

[djheater]

<< I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too. >>



Is that including foreplay or are you saying you manage two hours of (god I hate this word) penetration. If that's the case sir you win the prize as far as I'm concerned.... I think I'd pass out......

 

[PicPop]

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<< I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too. >>



Is that including foreplay or are you saying you manage two hours of (god I hate this word) penetration. If that's the case sir you win the prize as far as I'm concerned.... I think I'd pass out...... >>



I think you need to pass out one more time buddy. I usually do it for 3~5 hrs..

 

[amnesiac]

Oh, you want to include foreplay? Add a good 2 hours to that. The 2 hours I already quoted was nonstop bed rockin'. After that the girl's usually too sore to go on. If she can keep going, I can go as long as needed. My record stands at 4 hours (6 total).. and that's just because I was too sore to keep going.

 

[Mookow]

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<< I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too. >>



Is that including foreplay or are you saying you manage two hours of (god I hate this word) penetration. If that's the case sir you win the prize as far as I'm concerned.... I think I'd pass out...... >>



I think you need to pass out one more time buddy. I usually do it for 3~5 hrs.. >>



<--- looks around outside for a flying pig

 

[HamSupLo]

is your name Sting?

 

[PicPop]

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<< I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too. >>



Is that including foreplay or are you saying you manage two hours of (god I hate this word) penetration. If that's the case sir you win the prize as far as I'm concerned.... I think I'd pass out...... >>



I think you need to pass out one more time buddy. I usually do it for 3~5 hrs.. >>



<--- looks around outside for a flying pig >>



you just don't believe me...Fine!! :****(

 

[djheater]

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<< I don't fake it, I just stop when I'm tired (usually after >2 hours or so).. I always make sure the girl gets her cookie first too. >>



Is that including foreplay or are you saying you manage two hours of (god I hate this word) penetration. If that's the case sir you win the prize as far as I'm concerned.... I think I'd pass out...... >>



I think you need to pass out one more time buddy. I usually do it for 3~5 hrs.. >>



<--- looks around outside for a flying pig >>



Until I see corroborating evidence to support it I have to agree. I don't believe it's possible to hold an erection that long not without a numbing agent or drug. I had a roomate who made the same claim. His girlfriend after the breakup said it was untrue.

I'd be interested to find out what the average time is (from a reputable source)

{{goes to google}}

 

[amnesiac]

Hey don't knock tantric sex.. When all the girls you've been with classify you as "living legend" you'll understand

DJHeater... my longest times were while I was on antidepressants.. that part is true. But I've been off all drugs for over a year and my average times haven't gone down that much. If my ex was online I'd get a chat log from her affirming my statements.

 

[djheater]

Google rocks

Found Here

Question:
Can you tell me how long, for a normal man, intercourse usually lasts? And how many times a day can I have sex?

Answer:




March 26, 2001 -- Not surprisingly, there isn't much solid scientific information on the average length of intercourse. It doesn't lend itself to direct instrumentation -- most couples aren't that interested in knowing -- and estimates by couples from memory are notoriously unreliable. Nonetheless, among researchers over the years, there's agreement within a general range. Kinsey's surveys found that 75% of men lasted less than five minutes, and quite a few lasted less than two; Hite found that 62% of men lasted less than five minutes; and Masters and Johnson more or less agreed.


But you may be concerned that you ejaculate prematurely. First, I prefer to use my definition of premature ejaculation: ejaculation before you and your partner wish it. Notice that I use the word "and" rather than "or." It's not unusual for a man to imagine that he should be able to postpone ejaculation indefinitely. Let me assure you that few can, and even fewer women would care to have that sort of endurance sex. Too short a time can certainly be a problem, but, beyond a certain point, more isn't necessarily better.



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so all the studies point to you guys being either unusual or liars. At any rate you're certainly not average....(No offense... I certainly haven't had sex with either of you so have no way of validating or disputing your claim)

 

[LongCoolMother]

<< I fake farts w/ my hands. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft >>



i cant never seem to get it to sound right

 

[Nefrodite]

me thinks someone is using battery powered appliances to get to the 5 hour mark

 

[Mookow]

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<< I fake farts w/ my hands. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft >>



i cant never seem to get it to sound right >>



Stick your hand in your armpit and try again.

 

[Random Variable]

Why should I fake it when the whole process takes only 2 minutes?

 

[amnesiac]

I guess I'm just unusual then. I have no reason to lie about my sexual prowess to a bunch of people on an anonymous forum. And for the record, I didn't cheat (no artificial devices used).

Oh and DJHeater - that article you quoted only says that 75% of men lasted less than 5 minutes (man, that's sad)... says nothing about the other 25%. Studies I've seen show that average intercourse time is roughly 20 minutes from start to finish. If I can find the studies I'll link them here.