have you ever faked it?

[churchdoesmatter]

have you ever faked it?.. applies to both men & women

 

[Frosty3799]

yea, i probably fake sick at least once a month.... well i dont really have to fake sick any more, i just tell my mom im not going to school that day

 

[John]

I fake farts w/ my hands. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

 

[yakko]

I even have a pump system built in to help fake it.

 

[mrCide]

BRAPPPPPP PPPP P PPPPPPPPP PPP PP PP P

^^ there's a loud one for you, John

 

[telstar1]

What's the point of faking it? I'm a guy.

 

[spanky]

how do u fake this --> fap fap fap

 

[aphex]

How the hell could a guy fake it?

I sure as hell cant, im only in for a minute

 

[lawaris]

yeah, i probably fake sick at least once a month....

 

[wfbberzerker]

i dont see why you would fake while fapping it, you would only be fooling yourself.

 

[Mookow]

entry in the imdb database:

Memorable Quotes from
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Pamela Anderson: Where are we?

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Tommy Lee: Rockin'!

 

[kami]

<< "Never argue with a stupid person. They'll only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
>>


I've seen about four hundred and thirty-six thousand versions of this quote, but I believe the original is...

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll lower you to their level and then beat you with experience."

and as for the topic at hand: no.

 

[Mookow]

<< How the hell could a guy fake it? >>



Exactly what I was thinking.



<< I sure as hell cant, im only in for a minute >>



I think it should read "I sure as hell cant, im only fapping for a minute"

 

[churchdoesmatter]

have u seen 40 days & 40 nights.. josh hartnett fakes it

 

[SSP]

You must be a flaming homo to fake it.


i dont see why you would fake while fapping it, you would only be fooling yourself.

Buahahaaah!

 

[HappyPuppy]

I always fake it because nobody ever taught me how to do it.

 

[spanky]

<< have u seen 40 days & 40 nights.. josh hartnett fakes it >>



what did u think of the movie? it was ok... but not worth the $9/person. i'm not really a josh hartnet (sp?) fan either... i thought that scene was pretty dumb. but at least u get to check out some mammies

 

[chibchakan]

<< have you ever faked it? >>

 

[b0mbrman]

Yep...unfortunately

[edit] Re: how can a guy fake it

First you fake it (wearing a condom obviously).
Then a minute later, you say "I want some more!"
Then she thinks you're the sex king and tells all her friends

 

[y2kc]

I am a guy and yes, i have faked it. I was with a girl once and she smelled so bad down there it was the only way to (politely) end the horrific experience.

 

[b0mbrman]

Eeeuw...

 

[ShaggyDogg]

y2kc That is NASTY!!!!!

 

[Alex]

<< How the hell could a guy fake it?

I sure as hell cant, im only in for a minute >>



but sometimes when shes done and im not and i just cant be bothered to keep goin at it (when you know its gonna take like hours) then i just roll over and give up for the time being

 

[y2kc]

<< y2kc That is NASTY!!!!! >>



and unfortunately true....it was worse than it sounds.

 

[djheater]

<< y2kc That is NASTY!!!!! >>



pardon me while I vomit......