At our little redneck school, we would throw pencils at the ceiling and they got stuck up there. We had a mad crapper (no relation) that would write peoples' names with feces on the ladies room walls. Toilets were blown up, sinks were smashed. One time a boiler blew, and there was an asbestos scare. Toilet paper balls would go splat on the walls during class in Social Studies. One of the girls in my class kicked the principle in the nads. Ohh... the memories... I never would wanna go through it all again.