Have you ever been owned by a toilet?

[Newell Steamer]

I eventually just forgoed the seat liner and bare assed it with success.

D:

 

[BabaBooey]

I hate when my balls dip in the cold water sometimes, bout it.

 

[AMCRambler]

I worked with a guy who said one of his biggest fears going into retirement was if he would be able to shit at home.

Boss made a dollar when he made a dime. That's why he pooped on company time!

 

[MarkXIX]

Wow. I don't think I would ever sit without looking.

Toilet seat was black and well used government type, I DO look and did not see the crack prior to sitting.

 

[Scarpozzi]

i have never gone #2 at work - ever

i have, however, overflowed my home toilet more times than i can count

Are you kidding? Going at work is the best. Think about what you're getting paid to do!

 

[JM Aggie08]

Are you kidding? Going at work is the best. Think about what you're getting paid to do!

Not when you have some Indian ex-pat in the stall next you absolutely slaying the toilet.

 

[Exterous]

I eventually just forgoed the seat liner and bare assed it with success.

/owned

I'm pretty sure you have lupus now - or at least the herp

I used the toilet at work only once, and I will say that thing could probably flush a bowling ball. My toilet at home is one of those small low flow lady toilets. I have to be conscience of how much TP I use before I flush. When I buy a home I'm going to put one of those work style toilets in my bathroom.

I would think they would be a bit loud for your home. Just get a good Kohler or Toto and you'll be fine

....why wasn't he wearing pants?

Casual Friday

 

[JM Aggie08]

Use a squat potty. Problem solved. 🙂

My anus clenched at the very site of this.

shudder

 

[Childs]

I would think they would be a bit loud for your home. Just get a good Kohler or Toto and you'll be fine

I don't think I'd care. Or maybe I can be like Al Bundy and have a dedicated bathroom just for his personal super toilet. I vaguely remember a whole episode dedicated to it.

It would be cool to have that thunderous flushing sound. Like a canon going off after a touchdown. Then I can come out of the bathroom and get a high five. :biggrin: