I was about to say, "No, I've never been let off for speeding, because I don't have a vagina." (b/c you know, that's how we assume the world works...)
But then I realized, there was this one time I was driving south through VA, state trooper pulled me over, claimed he's clocking me without radar (dude actually drove up next to me in left lane while I was on cruise control, about 20 feet behind another vehicle, and accelerated past me. Then he dropped off, merged into my lane, and tailgated my ass. Rinse, repeat, etc.)
I was probably going about 10 mph over (but it is VA: them bastards don't fuck around with their speed limit...just so you know), buddies in teh back seat had just pocketed about 7 empty beer cans, you know...because they'd been drinking for the previous 40 miles 😱
ST just walks up to my door, harasses me a bit, makes sure I'm impressed that he clocked me "without his radar," (I think I was 10 miles from the border, at this point), shuffles his belt a bit, conveniently ignores the shy yet obviously drunken rednecks in the back seat, and lets me on my way...as it were.
There was more he could have busted us on...potentially...but let's just leave it at that.