Has THIS ever happened to you at a bar

[TheNinja]

...and says "I saw you earlier tonight and was hoping you weren't with any of those girls that you and your friends came in with.......do you want to come back to my house and fvck me?"

True story man.

I'd rate her about a 7/10

 

[Alienwho]

Only when I wear my ninja mask.

 

[ManSnake]

Where did you go for lunch?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I've never had one say anything like that, but I've had a girl (actually she turned out to be a postdoctoral biophysicist) walk up and start kissing me, then go home with me within less than a minute.

 

[spidey07]

believe it or not, yes. but I'd say there was 5 minutes of conversation.

man she was a horn dog.

 

[xanis]

pics or shens.

 

[cKGunslinger]

7/10? Is that purely on looks? Because, by law, any girls that flat-out asks you to come over and fvck her gets +2 added to her score. 😉

 

[BlancoNino]

Some drug company that make venereal disease treating products will have a new customer.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
7/10? Is that purely on looks? Because, by law, any girls that flat-out asks you to come over and fvck her gets +2 added to her score. 😉

lol...in that case I guess she gets 9.

 

[Pepsei]

happens all the time, i mean, i am the one.

 

[FrequencyX]

I bet you flipped out, and started wailing on the guitar hard after that one.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
7/10? Is that purely on looks? Because, by law, any girls that flat-out asks you to come over and fvck her gets +2 added to her score. 😉

No, by law, anybody who rates a girl 7/10 is lying. She is much uglier than...but 7 is an easy estimate.

 

[JS80]

i'm hoping this happens tonight. gonna be at Moonshadows in Malibu. yes this is where Mel Gibson decided to get drunk before his anti-semitic DUI rampage.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: FrequencyX
I bet you flipped out, and started wailing on the guitar hard after that one.

ROFL

 

[FrustratedUser]

Hopefully some chicks will read this and finally realize how easy their life is. You want sex? Ask and the guys will say yes 98% of the time.

If I did the same I'd go home alone with a blue eye. LOL

 

[swtethan]

she will ask you for $500 when you get to her place

 

[Kev]

Shens^93495829296896

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Kev
Shens^93495829296896

Shens^93495829296897

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: swtethan
she will ask you for $500 when you get to her place

winner

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Hopefully some chicks will read this and finally realize how easy their life is. You want to be hot? Ask and the guys will add +2 to your score.

If I did the same I'd go home alone with a blue ball. LOL

fixed

 

[Omegachi]

its a man baby!

 

[Kyanzes]

Must have been uber slowly licking your way up her on neck gently touching her Adam's Apple with the tip of your togue.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: Kev
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Shens^93495829296897

Say what you want about not being a 7 or thinking I'm lying. First of all, why would I lie? I'm a ninja for crying out loud! Secondly, she was definitely not a man and did not want any money.

 

[Chrono]

so you saaaaaaaid yes?

 

[ElFenix]

i did get 'have you ever cheated on your girlfriend before?' when her hand was resting on my belt buckle. she was an 8 or 8.5.