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TheNinja

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
i did get 'have you ever cheated on your girlfriend before?' when her hand was resting on my belt buckle. she was an 8 or 8.5.
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you just had to up me with the 8.5 over my 7 huh??
 
Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzb5CZHOV3U
 
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91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
...and says "I saw you earlier tonight and was hoping you weren't with any of those girls that you and your friends came in with.......do you want to come back to my house and fvck me?"

True story man.

I'd rate her about a 7/10
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Sssure we do.

Happens ALL THE TIME.
 
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BoldAsLove

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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
*puts on wizard hat and robe*
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*casts level 7 wizardry on you*


ahhahaha i forgot about that...wheres that convo? i need to read it agian
 
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TheGizmo

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only once, it was at a hippie/rave 3-day festival .. you know the camp kind with lots of hippies,

we were layin in the grass, and some girl i had met like earlier for a fewminutes jumped on me and we rolled around on the grass for a while, then she says "do you wanna to your tent and fvck"... so naturally i said yes since i brought rubbers with me.


.... anyway, that was a good festival (camp bisco 2005 if anyone was wondering)
 
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John P

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Oct 9, 1999
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Actually, yes.

After I graduated from college and got a job in Seattle I flew home to the Midwest for Christmas and I was sitting in a bar having a brew with my bro. This very lovely college girll approached our table and introduced herself. I told her my name and then she asked me "I was just wondering if you'd go to bed with me". I looked at her, gave my bro a look like WTF did she just say? and then non-chalantly said, "Sure, I'd love to but I've kinda got a girlfriend". (Which I did in Seattle). The girl was with a bunch of friends so I just figured she was doing it on a dare and just messing with me anyway. As I vaguely remember she gave me a cute little smile and wandered back to her friends and I never saw her again. My bro and I got back to our beers. These 2 guys standing behind a bannister next to our table picked their jaws up off the ground and are like "Dude, did that chick just ask you to go to bed with her!!?? My bro just shook his head and laughed....

BTW, I married the girlfriend in Seattle and we just celebrated our 14th Anniversary :)
 
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tjaisv

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Originally posted by: John P.
Actually, yes.

After I graduated from college and got a job in Seattle I flew home to the Midwest for Christmas and I was sitting in a bar having a brew with my bro. This very lovely college girll approached our table and introduced herself. I told her my name and then she asked me "I was just wondering if you'd go to bed with me". I looked at her, gave my bro a look like WTF did she just say? and then non-chalantly said, "Sure, I'd love to but I've kinda got a girlfriend". (Which I did in Seattle). The girl was with a bunch of friends so I just figured she was doing it on a dare and just messing with me anyway. As I vaguely remember she gave me a cute little smile and wandered back to her friends and I never saw her again. My bro and I got back to our beers. These 2 guys standing behind a bannister next to our table picked their jaws up off the ground and are like "Dude, did that chick just ask you to go to bed with her!!?? My bro just shook his head and laughed....

BTW, I married the girlfriend in Seattle and we just celebrated our 14th Anniversary :)
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Good man. :thumbsup:
 
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akshatp

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Oct 15, 1999
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Yes.. at the beatle bar in Costa rica... this happened to me and all of my friends... then after we finished we had to give them a donation...
 
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ta8689

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Originally posted by: tjaisv
Originally posted by: John P.
Actually, yes.

After I graduated from college and got a job in Seattle I flew home to the Midwest for Christmas and I was sitting in a bar having a brew with my bro. This very lovely college girll approached our table and introduced herself. I told her my name and then she asked me "I was just wondering if you'd go to bed with me". I looked at her, gave my bro a look like WTF did she just say? and then non-chalantly said, "Sure, I'd love to but I've kinda got a girlfriend". (Which I did in Seattle). The girl was with a bunch of friends so I just figured she was doing it on a dare and just messing with me anyway. As I vaguely remember she gave me a cute little smile and wandered back to her friends and I never saw her again. My bro and I got back to our beers. These 2 guys standing behind a bannister next to our table picked their jaws up off the ground and are like "Dude, did that chick just ask you to go to bed with her!!?? My bro just shook his head and laughed....

BTW, I married the girlfriend in Seattle and we just celebrated our 14th Anniversary :)
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Good man. :thumbsup:
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ill second that
 
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mikelish

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that's a believable story actually (assuming the girls you were with were hot (they're called pivots in the pickup world))

what happened after she asked you that? what did you say / do?
 
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Armitage

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Feb 23, 2001
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Had something similar happen about a year ago - although, actually, she just asked me if she could go home with me.
Anyway, I turned her down ... she was drunk off her ass and it was just to freaky. I did make a thread about on ATOT though. I have no hope of the search function turning it up though.
 
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DurocShark

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Apr 18, 2001
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A couple times when I was younger with long blonde hair.

Sigh. Stupid male pattern baldness. :|
 
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