Has anyone here had any detachable penis dreams?

[StormRider]

Actually, I've had dreams like that -- where my penis broke away at the base -- sort of like how Hellboy's horns look when Hellboy tore them off.

 

[DestinyKnight]

I actually have these kind of dreams 2-3 times a year. I don't know what they're supposed to mean. They freak me out, but I don't think they have any kind of significant meaning behind them. Maybe you just had a full bladder last night and that was your mind's way of bringing it your attention?

 

[MournSanity]

Woah, 3 people so far have these kinds of dreams :Q I guess I'll have to ask my Psych teacher if she knows anything.

 

[Salvador]

The guy who wrote the song probably had this dream too. I mean, where would someone come up with something like this?

Sal

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: Salvador
The guy who wrote the song probably had this dream too. I mean, where would someone come up with something like this?

Sal

A man has his penis cut off in a freak accident involving viagra and a lawnmover. Feeling sorry for the man, his doctor offers to him the installation of a new, detachable, prosthetic penis

 

[Geekbabe]

Ohhh,errrr,hmmmm is "portable penis" the same thing?

 

[Salvador]

Ohhh,errrr,hmmmm is "portable penis" the same thing?

Heh.. No. I don't think it's the same. Why? Do you have one of those?

Sal

 

[Slacker]

WTF?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

:Q

:beer: just drink this and dont worry about it/dont bring it up ever again

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Slacker

WTF?

exactly what I was thinking

 

[Gurck]

Haven't dreamed of this, but I have dreamed I was pleasuring myself orally. Maybe because I've seen Clerks many times? I'm not that flexible in waking life, BTW.

 

[Greyd]

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[Derekmr2]

Yes! I just had this dream last night that my penis was detachable. I believe this is the third time I've had this dream. Every time it's the same it's so weird because of the way it detaches. When it is detached I can still feel it, pee out of it, and jizz out of it. Also when I try to detach it I barely have to tug on it and it comes right out of me, but if someone else tries they can't get it off at all. I wonder if this will change in the next dream since now I am discussing it.

In my dream last night I was having sex with a girl who apparently I knew but I couldn't see her face in the dream, but I was already really horny when we started and I was like no I'm gonna jizz right away, so she jerked me off and then I pulled my dick out of me and fucked her with it backwards, so the spermed end wouldn't be going inside her and she wouldn't get pregnant. So in this dream I didn't really think about it being detachable until this happened. After that happened (still dreaming) I thought about it being detachable and was worried it could fall off easily. I thought about texting my friends and asking them if they had a detachable penis too.

Weird shit. No idea what it means, but I am currently in the process of restoring my foreskin, might have something to do with that, although I know I've had this dream before I started that.

Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that in every dream I've had about my own penis since hearing the song detachable penis, my penis has been detachable, whether I detach it in the dream or not. The option has just been there in dreams since hearing that song. I can remember some dreams I had off penis as a little kid, before hearing that song, and my penis was absolutely never detachable back then.

 

[Exterous]

This may be the oddest necro ever....

 

[Blackjack200]

This may be the oddest necro ever....

Yeah... no kidding.

 

[dank69]

You know the rule about how your dreams are never as interesting to other people when you explain them? This seems to be the exception.

 

[momeNt]

This may need to be locked AND stickied.

 

[Northern Lawn]

Seriously. I'm trying to figure out what this means.

Sal

I did and I was experimenting with lucid dreaming at the time. I remember trying to put it back on though I wasn't too concerned in the dreamscape. But as i woke up I was freaking. It haunted me for a week or two and then went away. Same thing happened where I would realize i had no clothes on in public... in a dream of course.

 

[Blackjack200]

You know the rule about how your dreams are never as interesting to other people when you explain them? This seems to be the exception.

I just wish he would dispense with the subtle hints and innuendo and be more explicit. Like when he says "I pulled my dick out of me and fucked her with it backwards, so the spermed end wouldn't be going inside her and she wouldn't get pregnant."

I'm having trouble imagining exactly what's going on there.