Has anyone here had any detachable penis dreams?

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  1. Salvador

    Salvador Diamond Member

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    Seriously. I'm trying to figure out what this means.

    Sal
     
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    Threads like this make Jesus cry
     
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    Short answer: No.

    Long answer: Hell no!
     
  6. ohtwell

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    Well, dreaming of your own penis is supposed to mean that you have a fullfilling sex life. I don't know what it means to have your dick pop off though.

    Oh, and I've never had a dream that I had a detachable penis.


    : ) Amanda
     
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    I thought it was jer%ing off that made the Christ savior die..
     
  8. KLin

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    TMI for crying out loud [​IMG]
     
  9. kalster

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    :Q
     
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    And no, I've only heard the song.
     
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    it's actually a pretty funny song...

    http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

    Artist: King Missile
    Song: Detatchable Penis


    the funniest part is this:
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

     
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    Sorry, I have never had such a dream... >:
     
  13. Salvador

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    I'm serious about this. I've had this dream before and I don't know what it means. The dream is not quite like the song though, even though I was aware of the song. If I try googling the answer, it just links me to porn sites or links to the song. No answers on what the dream might mean.

    Sal
     
  14. MournSanity

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    Yes, in all of my years of researching psychology and interacting with clients as well as my peers, we have basically nailed down what most dreams represent. First of all, dreams most likely represent things in your subconcious, basically things you are not aware of. You would be amazed at how well aware your body is while you aren't. For example, if you have a dream of your car brakes going out, make sure you check the car brakes the next morning. Dreams are sometimes used to remind you of things you would usually not realize.

    Then there are the interpretations of dreams. For example, 99.9% of all dreams having to do with water are related to sex, and/or sexual issues. In fact, it is common for some people to dream about different sexual aspects, in your case, a detachable phallus. This dream you describe of having a detachable penis can only mean one thing:







    You have serious mental issues and you might be a threat to yourself and others (especially your penis).



    :p
     
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    Before you consider making this dream a reality I suggest you see a psychotherapist. You may find that walking around with your penis in your hand, unattached, may not be a good thing. [​IMG]
     
  16. Salvador

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    Hypersonic: I really enjoyed your post until the end. Are you really serious about being mentally disturbed? I think that I'm fairly normal. Well.. As normal as one can be I guess.

    I do know about how dreams are our subconscience telling us something, but I just don't know what this is telling me.

    I also have falling dreams quite a bit. One time I caught myself lifting up off of my pillow and then when I was about to wake up, I felt myself falling against the pillow. I had wondered why my falling felt so real. I think that this is strange too.

    Sal
     
  17. HappyPuppy

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    Sometimes dreams are just dreams and mean nothing at all.
     
  18. Tom

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    no, but i had a dream about oil resistant work shoes last night.
     
  19. MournSanity

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    I was joking about the mentally disturbed thing, but as a guess, I'll take a shot at trying to interpret your dream.

    So you dreamed of having a detachable penis. This could mean a couple of things IMO.

    1. You want to be female. You do not enjoy your life as a male and would prefer life as one of the opposite sex.

    2. You have two lives/two personalities. One is the regular masculine you, the other is a feminine part. The detaching of your penis represents when you change personalities.

    3. You've been watching too much lesbian $trap0n pr0n ;)
     
  20. mugs

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    You just want to be able to DY[ourself]ITB
     
  21. Salvador

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    The thing is that whenever I do have the dream, it freaks the crap out of me. So much so that I don't want to look. I just put it back and pretend that it's attached.

    Sal
     
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    Actually... yes. :Q
     
  23. MournSanity

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    Maybe you are gay but in denial?

     
  24. SagaLore

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    I bet you have one for when you're awake. ;)
     
  25. MournSanity

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    lol hahahah!
     
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