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Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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I actually had mine measured while in college for a study. They paid me $10 and had to stand behind a curtain while a worker measured the flacid and errect length (they had a porn playing to cause the errection). It was pretty funny actually...about 8 of us did it in our fraternity.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
I actually had mine measured while in college for a study. They paid me $10 and had to stand behind a curtain while a worker measured the flacid and errect length (they had a porn playing to cause the errection). It was pretty funny actually...about 8 of us did it in our fraternity.

Gender of 'Worker'?
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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Wow, you guys are really vain, or else you really suck at estimating lengths.
I don't care how long it is; 4 inches or 12 inches, or anything in between. If you can't look at it and know how long it is within 1/2 an inch, you're spacially challenged or else your childhood education must have really sucked. Ever have a dollar bill in your hand? Don't get a dollar out, yet... on a piece of paper, draw a box the size of a dollar. Okay, now get out a dollar and put it over the box. If you're off by more than 1/2 inch, you're spacially challenged. Now, the dollar bill is about 6 inches long (6.14 or roughly 6 and 1/8 inches to be more accurate). Didn't know that?! Okay, then your childhood education sucked. Now, choke the chicken til he's standing at attention. Look at him. For most of you, you should be thinking "wow, he's about the same length as a dollar! Maybe an inch longer (or shorter)" Of course, some of you who suck in general think that if you have a huge penis, we're all going to like you more and that the 3 or 4 females that visit ATOT regularly are going to start stalking you, so you're going to say "uhhh, duhhhh, mine is like as long as 2 dollars put together." Well, my only comment for you is that we meant holding the dollar up the long way, not sideways.

 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I actually had mine measured while in college for a study. They paid me $10 and had to stand behind a curtain while a worker measured the flacid and errect length (they had a porn playing to cause the errection). It was pretty funny actually...about 8 of us did it in our fraternity.

Gender of 'Worker'?

And measuring methodology? :p
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Wow, you guys are really vain, or else you really suck at estimating lengths.
I don't care how long it is; 4 inches or 12 inches, or anything in between. If you can't look at it and know how long it is within 1/2 an inch, you're spacially challenged or else your childhood education must have really sucked. Ever have a dollar bill in your hand? Don't get a dollar out, yet... on a piece of paper, draw a box the size of a dollar. Okay, now get out a dollar and put it over the box. If you're off by more than 1/2 inch, you're spacially challenged. Now, the dollar bill is about 6 inches long (6.14 or roughly 6 and 1/8 inches to be more accurate). Didn't know that?! Okay, then your childhood education sucked. Now, choke the chicken til he's standing at attention. Look at him. For most of you, you should be thinking "wow, he's about the same length as a dollar! Maybe an inch longer (or shorter)" Of course, some of you who suck in general think that if you have a huge penis, we're all going to like you more and that the 3 or 4 females that visit ATOT regularly are going to start stalking you, so you're going to say "uhhh, duhhhh, mine is like as long as 2 dollars put together." Well, my only comment for you is that we meant holding the dollar up the long way, not sideways.
:music:Someone's got a tiny dick.:music:

:p

 

GeekDrew

Diamond Member
Jun 7, 2000
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I have, yes... though not really because of pride or disappointment. <shrug>
 

iwantanewcomputer

Diamond Member
Apr 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: meltdown75
ahhaha. 15-1 have voted yes

i stand proud of my no :)

Well hurry up and go do it then. 5.75 is average I believe for white males. :p

YAY!! I'm above average for something!!!

Woot!! ROFL

wow, that's a little happier than i would have expected anyone to be with NatePo717's penis

and it is considered more manly to have a bigger one. it also is more intense for teh wimmins
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Wow, you guys are really vain, or else you really suck at estimating lengths.
I don't care how long it is; 4 inches or 12 inches, or anything in between. If you can't look at it and know how long it is within 1/2 an inch, you're spacially challenged or else your childhood education must have really sucked. Ever have a dollar bill in your hand? Don't get a dollar out, yet... on a piece of paper, draw a box the size of a dollar. Okay, now get out a dollar and put it over the box. If you're off by more than 1/2 inch, you're spacially challenged. Now, the dollar bill is about 6 inches long (6.14 or roughly 6 and 1/8 inches to be more accurate). Didn't know that?! Okay, then your childhood education sucked. Now, choke the chicken til he's standing at attention. Look at him. For most of you, you should be thinking "wow, he's about the same length as a dollar! Maybe an inch longer (or shorter)" Of course, some of you who suck in general think that if you have a huge penis, we're all going to like you more and that the 3 or 4 females that visit ATOT regularly are going to start stalking you, so you're going to say "uhhh, duhhhh, mine is like as long as 2 dollars put together." Well, my only comment for you is that we meant holding the dollar up the long way, not sideways.

Or just get a ruler.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: meltdown75
ahhaha. 15-1 have voted yes

i stand proud of my no :)

Well hurry up and go do it then. 5.75 is average I believe for white males. :p

YAY!! I'm above average for something!!!

Woot!! ROFL

wow, that's a little happier than i would have expected anyone to be with NatePo717's penis

and it is considered more manly to have a bigger one. it also is more intense for teh wimmins

I was excited because he was excited. I'm trying to be more positive...lol.
 

NatePo717

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: meltdown75
ahhaha. 15-1 have voted yes

i stand proud of my no :)

Well hurry up and go do it then. 5.75 is average I believe for white males. :p

YAY!! I'm above average for something!!!

Woot!! ROFL

wow, that's a little happier than i would have expected anyone to be with NatePo717's penis

and it is considered more manly to have a bigger one. it also is more intense for teh wimmins

hey. that's not nice. :|






















:p
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Fausto

:music:Someone's got a tiny dick.:music:

:p

No, :) It's about the length of a dollar

You're supposed to use one of the paper dollars, not the coins :p
Heh, I'm just kidding :)
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I actually had mine measured while in college for a study. They paid me $10 and had to stand behind a curtain while a worker measured the flacid and errect length (they had a porn playing to cause the errection). It was pretty funny actually...about 8 of us did it in our fraternity.

Gender of 'Worker'?

We couldn't tell. We were behind a curtain. The curtain had a "split" in the appropirate area.
 

yukichigai

Diamond Member
Apr 23, 2003
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Not with a ruler or any actual measuring device. Last time I actually checked was when I was in high school.

I will say I found it no longer necessary to care about that particular endowment when I perfected the ability to do the wave with my tongue.
 

NatePo717

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: NuroMancer
Originally posted by: NatePo717
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: meltdown75
ahhaha. 15-1 have voted yes

i stand proud of my no :)

Well hurry up and go do it then. 5.75 is average I believe for white males. :p

YAY!! I'm above average for something!!!

Dude they mean 5.75 inches, not centimeters. :p

Still above average!
 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: meltdown75
ahhaha. 15-1 have voted yes

i stand proud of my no :)

Well hurry up and go do it then. 5.75 is average I believe for white males. :p

i've always wondered about that number.....i've always thought "they" made the average lower so that more men would stop worrying about the size of their dicks.

kegel exercises, FTW! :p