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purbeast0

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no i have never measured mine. it was funny because I was watching S1 of Rescue Me and there was an episode about it and my GF and I were both watching it, then she asked me if guys really do that and I told her I had never done it.

but now she wants to find a ruler.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
no i have never measured mine. it was funny because I was watching S1 of Rescue Me and there was an episode about it and my GF and I were both watching it, then she asked me if guys really do that and I told her I had never done it.

but now she wants to find a ruler.

of course you'd tell her that ;)
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
no i have never measured mine. it was funny because I was watching S1 of Rescue Me and there was an episode about it and my GF and I were both watching it, then she asked me if guys really do that and I told her I had never done it.

but now she wants to find a ruler.

Why though? I mean, is it a source of pride to you, or her?
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: purbeast0
no i have never measured mine. it was funny because I was watching S1 of Rescue Me and there was an episode about it and my GF and I were both watching it, then she asked me if guys really do that and I told her I had never done it.

but now she wants to find a ruler.

Why though? I mean, is it a source of pride to you, or her?

why what?
 

Zanix

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That sht!t is for white people.

I just look down and say "that sh!t is big!"
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Zanix
That sht!t is for white people.

I just look down and say "that sh!t is big!"

I'm guessing that's after you pull it out of his/her butt, and find out that it wasn't as clean as you thought? Just wipe it off and keep on trucking. :p

 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Zanix
That sht!t is for white people.

I just look down and say "that sh!t is big!"

I'm guessing that's after you pull it out of his/her butt, and find out that it wasn't as clean as you thought? Just wipe it off and keep on trucking. :p

wtf?! up someone's butt? :confused:

it was a quote from eddie murphy... :(
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Zanix
That sht!t is for white people.

I just look down and say "that sh!t is big!"

I'm guessing that's after you pull it out of his/her butt, and find out that it wasn't as clean as you thought? Just wipe it off and keep on trucking. :p

wtf?! up someone's butt? :confused:

it was a quote from eddie murphy... :(

It was a poor attempt at humor. Forgive me? :(
 

Zanix

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Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Zanix
That sht!t is for white people.

I just look down and say "that sh!t is big!"

I'm guessing that's after you pull it out of his/her butt, and find out that it wasn't as clean as you thought? Just wipe it off and keep on trucking. :p

wtf?! up someone's butt? :confused:

it was a quote from eddie murphy... :(

It was a poor attempt at humor. Forgive me? :(

All this talk of penises and butts...

I think I have to go pray..

Edit: wipe it off and keep on truckin? :shocked::(






:D