Haiku Thread

[SlitheryDee]

Oh bottled water
Sitting on my desk Winston
Cold Ipod bunny

 

[stinkynathan]

From Car Talk a couple weeks back:

Check engine light on.
Remove screws. Stab wires with pen.
Check engine light off.


Objects in mirror
are closer than they appear.
So back off, jackass.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Is this the real life
Where are you going spaceman
Neffing ain't easy

 

[Miramonti]

Eager is a pawn
In a queen's lair a knight sleeps
King's hope dies, checkmate

 

[venkman]

I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dont worry, we will.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

 

[FoBoT]

Madam, I'm Adam.
A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Paul is dead, race car

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Madam, I'm Adam.
A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Paul is dead, race car

Holy syllables!!

This is very BAD haiku

The rest is cool, though

 

[drum]

ten pounds is not bulk
Can't find battery sized beef
I need it in cubes

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

I was feeling bad
I actually love you all
Mostly girls with pics

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

I was feeling bad
I actually love you all
Mostly girls with pics

Its okay, venkman.
I will forgive you this time.
Girls with pics are nice.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

I was feeling bad
I actually love you all
Mostly girls with pics

Its okay, venkman.
I will forgive you this time.
Girls with pics are nice.

I don't understand.
What are you trying to say?
Something about pics...

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

I was feeling bad
I actually love you all
Mostly girls with pics

Its okay, venkman.
I will forgive you this time.
Girls with pics are nice.

I don't understand.
What are you trying to say?
Something about pics...

?????
??? ? ????
???? ?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: fulltilt39


I don't understand.
What are you trying to say?
Something about pics...

?????
??? ? ????
???? ?

That is just crazy talk
My brain does not understand
Where are the girl pics?

 

[ChanHo78]

On her back legs up

Wanting to get prego sauce

Drip it right down yeah

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Madam, I'm Adam.
A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Paul is dead, race car

Why the palindromes?
Those are not haiku, you know
But they are fun, too

 

[cheezy321]

The weekend has finally arrived
Two days a week? Thats so weak.
Monday is three nights away.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Madam, I'm Adam.
A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Paul is dead, race car

Why the palindromes?
Those are not haiku, you know
But they are fun, too

it was supposed to be a palindrome haiku, but i don't know how to do a haiku, so i copied it from a web site i googled

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: venkman
I can't sleep tonight
Can't Haiku to save my life
I hope you all die

Dude, you make me sad.
Why do you want me to die?
I thought you were cool.

this is great haiku
although the subject is sad
can't we all be friends?

I was feeling bad
I actually love you all
Mostly girls with pics

Its okay, venkman.
I will forgive you this time.
Girls with pics are nice.

I don't understand.
What are you trying to say?
Something about pics...

?????
??? ? ????
???? ?

lulz. Are you referring to fulltilt?

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Madam, I'm Adam.
A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Paul is dead, race car

Why the palindromes?
Those are not haiku, you know
But they are fun, too

it was supposed to be a palindrome haiku, but i don't know how to do a haiku, so i copied it from a web site i googled

this is a FA-IL
haiku rules must be followed
Google that one, too.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: nonameo

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

?????
??? ? ????
???? ?

lulz. Are you referring to fulltilt?

???

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: nonameo

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

?????
??? ? ????
???? ?

lulz. Are you referring to fulltilt?

???

hey! that's not nice

what are you saying about me??

 

[Jeff7]

Hmm, should this thread be bumped as well? Or shall we edit the title of this thread to include NSFW limericks as well?