Haiku Thread

[Mr Pickles]

I'll start.

Die in a fire bitch
Lets bake a cake together
Refridgerator

 

[FelixDeCat]

Mr Pickles
Fried pickles are nasty
Sliced pickles on a chicken sandwich
Now thats awesome

 

[Regs]

Mr.Pickles blowing hard

Moving both hand and mouth

Making alfrado sauce

 

[kranky]

On ATOT
We don't follow haiku rules
Five-seven-five: only a suggestion.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Its 575 you retards. Not 757 and... whatever the hell format felix made up.

 

[rudder]

argue now we do
over stupid shit I see
i need to go pee

 

[Possessed Freak]

Alternator Sized
Stance of Dominance Groupies
Nef A T O T

 

[FelixDeCat]

mr pickles tiny pickle
cheated at birth
ms pickle is not amused

 

[KeithTalent]

This thread really sucks
Then why am I posting here?
Because I suck too

KT

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Its 575 you retards. Not 757 and... whatever the hell format felix made up.

It's a 187
And I make it look easy
So back da fuck up
I like my bacon greasy

 

[PepePeru]

I have a large dong.
Its twice as wide as it's long.
Go and ask your dad.

 

[Crono]

haikus are boring
and extremely retarded
spaceman must love this

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Crono
haikus are boring
and extremely retarded
spaceman must love this

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[eplebnista]

of kittens and dogs
fleas, ticks, and worms flourish
on blood they all feed

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: Crono
haikus are boring
and extremely retarded
spaceman must love this

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Win for the thread.

 

[Leros]

One two three four five
One two three four five six sev-
Crap, this is too hard.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Leros
One two three four five
One two three four five six sev-
Crap, this is too hard.

Haha, perfect one.
Really describes the process.
Good night; time to sleep.

 

[thecrecarc]

What's this stupid crap.
How is this considered art.
People need a life bad.

 

[Ballatician]

I look at my jeans
Have they looked this bad so long?
Need CasioTech

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
What's this stupid crap.
How is this considered art.
People need a life bad.

Hotel
Motel
H0liday Inn
If your girl starts acting up,
then you take her friend!

 

[Krynj]

Menacing blue bag.
Hot Fries you are hot as shit.
Andy Capp you are great.

 

[DrPizza]

One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eeeeee
Leven, Twelve, Thirteen.

Zero One Zero One
Zero Zero One One One
Zero One Zero One

A Haiku in binary. :grin;

 

[5to1baby1in5]

Threads I read today
I am going to prison
seven stupid rants

 

[weirdichi]

No class tomorrow
Cloudy with a chance of rain
Fishing, here I come!

 

[fulltilt39]

i wrote a haiku
tonight thinking about you
Sir Cookie Monster