Haiku Deathmatch

[preslove]

Newsflash here Zippy. Try to follow the steps, I won't number them because it's clear that you can't count.

-- You posted three non-haiku as examples of haiku, thereby proving that you don't understand haiku

-- you cry about just missing the structure

-- When called on that you went back and edited said haiku, butchering them further and STILL failing to turn them into haiku.


What part of that do you dispute?


your whining grows stale (5)
stop blaming other people (7)
for your own mistakes (5)

That's a haiku.

please attempt to grow (5)
a brain of your very own (7)
rather than crying (5)

That's one too.

Sandy Vagina
is your name, you also have
a dick for a head.

 

[deadlyapp]

hello, how are you?
fantastic. look at your man.
he's riding a horse.

😀

 

[ixelion]

hello, how are you?
Fantastic. Look at your man.
He's riding a horse.

/thread

 

[Perknose]

Messed up the structure
Fixed in the OP for you
Don't be smug, jackass

😛

Not fixed my friend
You cannot count to seven
Or even to five.

:awe:

Messed up the structure
Fixed in the OP for you
Don't be smug, jackass

😛

Lol, still not a haiku! :awe:

Ok, yeah, your post #6 is. Jeez, must have been a hellla' of a night out! 😀

(Didn't see the resulting, prolonged, high drama controversy at first. Please don't tell me to do something obscene to myself with a katana, OP!)

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Once I glimpsed God's
Blueprints for the universe
They looked like cartoons

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Not fixed my friend
You cannot count to seven
Or even to five.

:awe:

Lol, still not a haiku! :awe:

Ok, yeah, your post #6 is. Jeez, must have been a hellla' of a night out! 😀

(Didn't see the resulting, prolonged, high drama controversy at first. Please don't tell me to do something obscene to myself with a katana, OP!)

Note taken Perk. I appreciate constructive criticism and helpful corrections and I got pretty defensive when he attacked me.

Yes, it was an awesome night! :awe:

 

[Perknose]

Note taken Perk. I appreciate constructive criticism and helpful corrections and I got pretty defensive when he attacked me.

Yes, it was an awesome night! :awe:

Lots of admirable creativity right in this thread! :thumbsup:

 

[DrPizza]

Binary Haiku
One zero one, one one one
And one zero one

 

[NinjaTech]

I am so gangsta'
I eat my pancakes lumpy
without any syrup

Uh huh ... I'm just that gangsta'.

 

[DrPizza]

🙁 On a forum for nerds/tech savvy people, I thought more would appreciate my binary poetry.