Hahhahaha, my gf is a nasty one

MommysLittleMonster

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So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
 

91TTZ

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Make sure you don't give any cards or anything to her. She'll show them to her next bf and mock you.
 

ggavinmoss

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I can't wait 'til she shows her next BF the blooper reel from your home-porn debut.

-geoff
 

Darthvoy

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

So what...he fvcked her before you did/will.
 

SandGnome

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Reminds me of the time I went to blockbuster and the bored counter girl was listening to her voice messages on speaker phone. Most of them were from her ex boyfriend, who was telling her how much he wants her back, how he misses her, how he'll do whatever he didn't do the first time, etc...
It was a bit scary how evil she was, but it was kinda funny at the same time.
 

necine

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Messed up... I immediately dump women like that. Unless of course the guy deserves it, but still. That's cold.
 

MommysLittleMonster

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The funny thing is that I used to hang out with this guy. We hung out almost every day for a year a few years ago. Hahahaha. And a month ago, he called her to tell her he still loves her.

The day is mine.
 

eigen

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
The funny thing is that I used to hang out with this guy. We hung out almost every day for a year a few years ago. Hahahaha. And a month ago, he called her to tell her he still loves her.

The day is mine.

Until she dumps you...for some other whipped ass bitch.
 

thelanx

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
The funny thing is that I used to hang out with this guy. We hung out almost every day for a year a few years ago. Hahahaha. And a month ago, he called her to tell her he still loves her.

The day is mine.

I see you are a good match for this cold evil girl.
 

Originally posted by: Nik
Wow, way to make fun of someone's legitimate and vulnerable feelings. Good job. :thumbsdown:
No need to be bitter, not every man gets played for the ultimate sucker like you.
 

MikeMike

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your gf is a douschebag, wait until you break up, and she goes around telling about your tiny prick, and your 5 sec crap shoots

MIKE