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Hahahhaha Screw you Oldsmoat's law:

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Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”
 
There is no joke; it is in-fact a tragedy about how a trusted person, close to the family, was the unknown assailant that committed the rape that the couple had been trying to deal with over the past nine months.

Ahhhhh, and this assailant killed the postman because he had witnessed the rape!
 
Seriously? I knew where it was going after the first "father didn't feel it". I must have heard too many similar jokes.

me too.
when it comes right down to it there are only a small amount of jokes with infinite variations. I have heard that experienced comedians will sit in a room and someone will say a punch line without the joke and everybody still laughs.

This is a typical Postman/Milkman is the Father bit.
3/10
 
Ha...because it was the mailman that was the actual father and the husband didn't know it.

Yes. I can see how that can be considered humorous. Quite.

*Gets it*

I would've got the joke had it been the plumber, or repair man. I was thinking more on the lines that the dad took the pain he took and went "postal" on the postman.
 
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