Hahahhaha Screw you Oldsmoat's law:

[Matthiasa]

There is no joke; it is in-fact a tragedy about how a trusted person, close to the family, was the unknown assailant that committed the rape that the couple had been trying to deal with over the past nine months.

This make it better.

 

[Fritzo]

Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”

 

[rcpratt]

Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”

Now there is a joke short enough to read.

 

[Perknose]

There is no joke; it is in-fact a tragedy about how a trusted person, close to the family, was the unknown assailant that committed the rape that the couple had been trying to deal with over the past nine months.

Ahhhhh, and this assailant killed the postman because he had witnessed the rape!

 

[Lifted]

I don't get it either.. lol

Seriously? I knew where it was going after the first "father didn't feel it". I must have heard too many similar jokes.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Seriously? I knew where it was going after the first "father didn't feel it". I must have heard too many similar jokes.

me too.
when it comes right down to it there are only a small amount of jokes with infinite variations. I have heard that experienced comedians will sit in a room and someone will say a punch line without the joke and everybody still laughs.

This is a typical Postman/Milkman is the Father bit.
3/10

 

[purbeast0]

im sorry, but this is how you really tell off oldsmoboat.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2192467

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

im sorry, but this is how you really tell off oldsmoboat.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2192467

bwahahah!!! now thats effing hilarious!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, “Ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other replies, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.”

I heard the other punch line...

"Yes! And it hurt like hell!"

 

[Powermoloch]

I got it...but i'm not LOLs

FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Blitzvogel]

Ha...because it was the mailman that was the actual father and the husband didn't know it.

Yes. I can see how that can be considered humorous. Quite.

*Gets it*

I would've got the joke had it been the plumber, or repair man. I was thinking more on the lines that the dad took the pain he took and went "postal" on the postman.

 

[Matthiasa]

im sorry, but this is how you really tell off oldsmoboat.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2192467

Sorry even more fail then the op.

 

[arcenite]

haha nice