Hahahhaha Screw you Oldsmoat's law:

[Zeze]

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they arrived home, the postman was dead on their porch.

 

[deadlyapp]

meh

 

[Brigandier]

I don't get it.

 

[LikeLinus]

I don't get it.

I hope to god that's sarcasm.

 

[Eli]

😕

I don't get it either.. lol

 

[busydude]

I loled.

 

[slayer202]

I don't get it.

the father murdered the postman

 

[KK]

How long was he dead for, usually they keep you in the hospital for atleast a day. I think someone would have noticed before then.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

EDIT: Forget it, slayer202 said it better.

 

[LikeLinus]

😕

I don't get it either.. lol

1. "that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. "
2. "The husband continued to feel quite well."
3. "When they arrived home, the postman was dead on their porch."
4. Profit....


The joke isn't funny though.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Variation on the you look more like the postman then your dad joke.

 

[Matthiasa]

So the postman was the father... was that suppose to be funny?

 

[artikk]

I thought it was funny.

 

[nick1985]

These people who dont get it are dumb

 

[BoomerD]

I get it...it's just not funny.

Oldsmoboat's law is still fully intact.

 

[brianmanahan]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to die. in the rain.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Once again, old's law doesn't apply if you don't claim to be funny in the thread title.

 

[Eli]

Oh, duh. 😛 Brain fart.

 

[Matthiasa]

Once again, old's law doesn't apply if you don't claim to be funny in the thread title.

The

Hahahhaha

Is a claim that it was funny... and it wasn't.

 

[MotF Bane]

Old's Law. Undefeated since the dawn of Oldsmoboat.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I don't get it.

😕

I don't get it either.. lol

There is no joke; it is in-fact a tragedy about how a trusted person, close to the family, was the unknown assailant that committed the rape that the couple had been trying to deal with over the past nine months.

 

[Brigandier]

There is no joke; it is in-fact a tragedy about how a trusted person, close to the family, was the unknown assailant that committed the rape that the couple had been trying to deal with over the past nine months.

Now I get it!

10/10 LOL

 

[rcpratt]

I'm too drunk to read that much text.

 

[Fritzo]

Ha...because it was the mailman that was the actual father and the husband didn't know it.

Yes. I can see how that can be considered humorous. Quite.

 

[Shawn]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.