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E equals MC2

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My brother told me this. True story:

My brother's friend John just got a high school job at Stop & Shop. On his first day, one of the coworker Mark told him that he should try to win some brownie points for his boss. Mark says the boss' little daughter just won a ballet contest and he suggests John should approach the boss and congratulate him.

So John decides to do so and goes up to the boss and says, "Hey I heard your daughter just won a ballet contest. Congratulations!" The boss immediately stopped whatever he was doing and gave John the coldest stare for a moment. He then said, "What makes you say that?" John was bit thrown off at this sudden seriousness and started to fidget. Then the boss said, "My daughter is paraplegic."

John didn't know what to do.....







Turns out Mark and all the employees INCLUDING the boss was all in on the joke. :laugh:
 
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biggestmuff

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In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.
 
Locut0s

Locut0s

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.
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That sounds too fake though, how many people outside Disney cartoons actually die that way?
 
Locut0s

Locut0s

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Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
a quad post.... i don't think i've ever seen that, ever! :0
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Some people are blessed with multiple orgasms our friend Molondo here is blessed with multiple postings.
 
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ShotgunSteven

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.
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I have a better one from a friend that was in the Air Force. He was EOD, and he and some other guys he worked with would haze the n00bs. There was a building on base for storing radioactives, if they ever had any. Most of the time it was empty, or used for storing junk. It still had all the warning signs and such, though.

A friend of his had the side of his face slagged from a vehicle radiator that basically blew up in his face. They would have that guy go to the warehouse, cover himself with the contents of a couple of glowsticks, then send the new guy over there to retrieve something. When the new guy was fumbling around for the lights, the guy with the slagged face would come lurching out from between the piles of drums, saying, "HELP MEEEEEEE!"
 
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buck

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.
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I have a better one from a friend that was in the Air Force. He was EOD, and he and some other guys he worked with would haze the n00bs. There was a building on base for storing radioactives, if they ever had any. Most of the time it was empty, or used for storing junk. It still had all the warning signs and such, though.

A friend of his had the side of his face slagged from a vehicle radiator that basically blew up in his face. They would have that guy go to the warehouse, cover himself with the contents of a couple of glowsticks, then send the new guy over there to retrieve something. When the new guy was fumbling around for the lights, the guy with the slagged face would come lurching out from between the piles of drums, saying, "HELP MEEEEEEE!"
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Awesome! Video needs to be made for sure!
 
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Jeff7

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The joke was on the boss, because unbeknownst to him, his daughter was, at that very instant, involved in a car accident which paralyzed her.

Upon finding out, John goes in to work and yells "OWNED!!!!!" in the boss' face.
Then he is promptly led off the premises by security.
 
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Molondo

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Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: moshquerade
a quad post.... i don't think i've ever seen that, ever! :0
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Some people are blessed with multiple orgasms our friend Molondo here is blessed with multiple postings.
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Im blessed with a new Firefox script.
 
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daveymark

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Sep 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Originally posted by: z0mb13
so the boss' daughter is really paraplegic??
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read the last line.
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well, the joke could have been just about the ballet. if we follow your line of thinking, the boss doesn't even have a daughter either.
 
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