hahaha PWNED

[darkxshade]

Joke or not, I wouldn't feel the least bit awkward if I started the entire conversation with "I heard...". So even if it was true, it's Marks ass on the line, not mine.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Baked
Stop making threads.

Yeah, didn't we discuss this?

 

[antyler]

ha ha ha totally got punked.

 

[JS80]

Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: JS80
Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

:Q

 

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: JS80
Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

:Q

x2

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.

I have a better one from a friend that was in the Air Force. He was EOD, and he and some other guys he worked with would haze the n00bs. There was a building on base for storing radioactives, if they ever had any. Most of the time it was empty, or used for storing junk. It still had all the warning signs and such, though.

A friend of his had the side of his face slagged from a vehicle radiator that basically blew up in his face. They would have that guy go to the warehouse, cover himself with the contents of a couple of glowsticks, then send the new guy over there to retrieve something. When the new guy was fumbling around for the lights, the guy with the slagged face would come lurching out from between the piles of drums, saying, "HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Awesome! Video needs to be made for sure!

Excellent, lmao.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.

I have a better one from a friend that was in the Air Force. He was EOD, and he and some other guys he worked with would haze the n00bs. There was a building on base for storing radioactives, if they ever had any. Most of the time it was empty, or used for storing junk. It still had all the warning signs and such, though.

A friend of his had the side of his face slagged from a vehicle radiator that basically blew up in his face. They would have that guy go to the warehouse, cover himself with the contents of a couple of glowsticks, then send the new guy over there to retrieve something. When the new guy was fumbling around for the lights, the guy with the slagged face would come lurching out from between the piles of drums, saying, "HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Awesome! Video needs to be made for sure!

Excellent, lmao.

holy shit that is the best (non-abusive) haze ever.

 

[alkemyst]

"damn boss, that would have explained why she didn't move at all last night when I came over to celebrate with her hope you don't hold that against me, at least she got some."

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: JS80
Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: JS80
Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

 

[dbk]

Nice one.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: JS80
Here's a better story. My very shy Chinese friend finally mustered up courage and asked the Thai waitress at the casino to dinner. He was a groomsman at my wedding and he didn't drink and even left early to go see this girl. They grabbed some food together. As they start eating she tells him she's actually a he.

/pwned

As soon as you said Thai I knew where that was going.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
In the AF, our shop used to do something similar with the noobs. It involved having the noob tell someone they heard that his mother played the piano really well and the response was that the mother died when a piano fell on her.

I have a better one from a friend that was in the Air Force. He was EOD, and he and some other guys he worked with would haze the n00bs. There was a building on base for storing radioactives, if they ever had any. Most of the time it was empty, or used for storing junk. It still had all the warning signs and such, though.

A friend of his had the side of his face slagged from a vehicle radiator that basically blew up in his face. They would have that guy go to the warehouse, cover himself with the contents of a couple of glowsticks, then send the new guy over there to retrieve something. When the new guy was fumbling around for the lights, the guy with the slagged face would come lurching out from between the piles of drums, saying, "HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Awesome! Video needs to be made for sure!

Excellent, lmao.

holy shit that is the best (non-abusive) haze ever.

Of course, in a few years when the chemicals from those glow sticks actually kick in, he might grow his face back thanks to cancer.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
an inside joke you're purposefully not let in on != getting pwn3d.

i would say it wasnt an inside joke, but rather an initiation. when i was in hs i worked at carls jr slinging burgers, and there were 2 other employees training at the same time i was. all 3 of us got joked by both employees and the managers, scared the hell out of us making us think we broke a gas line and the place was going to explode. we ran so fast out of that place it was hilarious... for people that were watching.