Hahaha, a true story about a GIRL! Pretty funny!!!!!!!

[MAME]

Short but sweet (100% true):

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.

 

[Encryptic]

LOL!

 

[nakedfrog]

You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

 

[Leetman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

Lol.

 

[randomlinh]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahaha

 

[vshah]

hahahahahahahahhah

not

jk

hahaha

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱

 

[Kenny]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱

He's serious.

 

[waggy]

hahah.

yeah send it in. yo might get like $50!

 

[xcript]

😀

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Kenny

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱

He's serious.

You can submit it here.

"Life in These United States" is probably the appropriate category.

 

[Kalvin00]

😀

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: Kenny

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱

He's serious.

You can submit it here.

"Life in These United States" is probably the appropriate category.

I don't think Reader's Digest would publish something with the word "erection" in it, but I may be wrong. Seems a little risque for them.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Strang

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: Kenny

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱

He's serious.

You can submit it here.

"Life in These United States" is probably the appropriate category.

I don't think Reader's Digest would publish something with the word "erection" in it, but I may be wrong. Seems a little risque for them.

Awww, damn. I can't really edit that part out. :|

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Sounds funny but I don't get it, would someone care to explain?

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.

You better watch out with that blaspemey remember Jesus is cumming.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Sounds funny but I don't get it, would someone care to explain?

erection = excited penis

resurrection = being brought to life after death


one of these things two things is what Jesus is know for on Easter.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.

you're not allowed to say "erection" in reader's digest.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Sounds funny but I don't get it, would someone care to explain?

erection = excited penis

resurrection = being brought to life after death


one of these things two things is what Jesus is know for on Easter.

Oh c'mon now.....I'm sure ol' JC popped a boner at least once in his life. I hear Mary Magdalene was a hottie. 😛

 

[Psycho18]

:laugh:

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: MAME
Awww, damn. I can't really edit that part out. :|

I'd just submit it without editing and see what happens.

 

[AbsoluteParadigm]

LOL!

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.

What is that in your sig....the pic of the video game thing?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.

ROTFLOL!