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Hahaha, a true story about a GIRL! Pretty funny!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Sounds funny but I don't get it, would someone care to explain?
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erection = excited penis

resurrection = being brought to life after death


one of these things two things is what Jesus is know for on Easter.
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Oh c'mon now.....I'm sure ol' JC popped a boner at least once in his life. I hear Mary Magdalene was a hottie. 😛
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LMFAO
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.
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What is that in your sig....the pic of the video game thing?
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MAME

Multiple
Arcade
Machine
Emulation

It houses 5000 arcade games (3,000 unique) from very recent to very old. It also has every nes, snes, genesis, game boy, game boy advaned, virtual boy, atari, 32x, sega cd game ever made
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.
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What is that in your sig....the pic of the video game thing?
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MAME

Multiple
Arcade
Machine
Emulation

It houses 5000 arcade games (3,000 unique) from very recent to very old. It also has every nes, snes, genesis, game boy, game boy advaned, virtual boy, atari, 32x, sega cd game ever made
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Do you build them or something?
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: Kenny
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.
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I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱
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He's serious.
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You can submit it here.

"Life in These United States" is probably the appropriate category.
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I don't think Reader's Digest would publish something with the word "erection" in it, but I may be wrong. Seems a little risque for them.
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Awww, damn. I can't really edit that part out. :|
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You could always substitute the word 'boner', but then no one will get the joke.
 
Originally posted by: preslove
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.
Click to expand...


What is that in your sig....the pic of the video game thing?
Click to expand...

MAME

Multiple
Arcade
Machine
Emulation

It houses 5000 arcade games (3,000 unique) from very recent to very old. It also has every nes, snes, genesis, game boy, game boy advaned, virtual boy, atari, 32x, sega cd game ever made
Click to expand...

Do you build them or something?
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that's correct

the one in my sig was built by my roommate and I
 
Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Strang
Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: Kenny
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.
Click to expand...

I don't read Reader's Digest so I don't know if that's supposed to be serious reply or a joke

😱
Click to expand...

He's serious.
Click to expand...

You can submit it here.

"Life in These United States" is probably the appropriate category.
Click to expand...

I don't think Reader's Digest would publish something with the word "erection" in it, but I may be wrong. Seems a little risque for them.
Click to expand...

Awww, damn. I can't really edit that part out. :|
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You could always substitute the word 'boner', but then no one will get the joke.
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Lol, thanks but I can't give up erection!
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Leetman
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You oughta send that into Reader's Digest. They've got a whole page for people like you.
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Lol.
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LMAO!! this is funnier than the original joke
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I don't get it...?
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The fact that you don't get it makes it funnier still...

:thumbsup:=:laugh::beer:
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😕
 
The only thing amusing about this story is the fact that you put the world GIRL in all caps to sucker in the sadder half of the ATOT community into reading it :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: MAME
Short but sweet:

Easter dinner at my grandma's house when I was about 10. I have a sister who's 2.5 years older than me who was obviously there. She recently learned the story of Easter from Sunday school at church.

So my mom being the compassionate thinker she is, recommends that my sister says grace at the table. We all bow our heads as my sister begins. "Dear lord, we celebrate this day as a rememberance of your erection"

That was the last time she said grace.
Click to expand...


What is that in your sig....the pic of the video game thing?
Click to expand...

MAME

Multiple
Arcade
Machine
Emulation

It houses 5000 arcade games (3,000 unique) from very recent to very old. It also has every nes, snes, genesis, game boy, game boy advaned, virtual boy, atari, 32x, sega cd game ever made
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I thought E for Erection. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Judgement
The only thing amusing about this story is the fact that you put the world GIRL in all caps to sucker in the sadder half of the ATOT community into reading it :laugh:
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I got you in here, didn't I? 😀


this is a true story by the way, it really happened
 
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