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Gwyneth doesnt age: Seven vs Iron Man 3 (PICS)

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Still gorgeous. I'm sure she has had a doctor's helping hand to some degree, but overall she still looks very natural and I dig it.
 
Farang said:
Really? I mean.. I imagine the first couple seconds are cool, 'Holy shit I'm eating Gwenyth Paltrow's ass,' but after a minute, 10, 30, an hour.. that thing will still be an asshole. And your face will be so far in it you'll see nothing but skin, so kind of irrelevant who it is then.

I guess bonus is that the second 30 minutes will be better since you'll have cleaned out all the shit.

That said not too amazing, 22-40 is the time people age the least. Maybe some wrinkles here or there but nothing making can't fix.
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Eating ass?, geez, I thought that was America for muff diving, not asshole chewing!

There are a lot of fussy people here, must have some stella looking partners....
If I thought I would have a chance, Id put her on my exception list!
 
darkswordsman17 said:
Weird thing is, I can't stand her as a person, but she doesn't seem to bother me in movies. Then again, I don't watch many movies she's in either, so that probably helps. And some of the ones she is in (like Iron-Man 2) are so shitty that she doesn't stand out worse than the rest of it.

She'd be insufferable to be around though. Then again, apparently a lot of people would be so enamored with her that they'd probably just sit there drooling on themselves.
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You know her personally?
 
SolMiester said:
Eating ass?, geez, I thought that was America for muff diving, not asshole chewing!

There are a lot of fussy people here, must have some stella looking partners....
If I thought I would have a chance, Id put her on my exception list!
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I guess it is.. but with the rise of asshole licking in the modern era you can never be sure.

Example from popular culture, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jack-knife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that, I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on a trampoline that very same night, which I also did. And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great."
 
Farang said:
I guess it is.. but with the rise of asshole licking in the modern era you can never be sure.

Example from popular culture, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jack-knife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that, I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on a trampoline that very same night, which I also did. And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great."
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LOL, just the term ass licking chills me!, whereas, if someone said fur burger, muff dive, Im like oh yeah!
Gays really have farked a lot of our language!,,LOL
 
bunnyfubbles said:
pretty sure keanu wins this one
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I think we all know that Nic Cage takes it with his Civil War-era vampire look.
 
sactoking said:
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I think we all know that Nic Cage takes it with his Civil War-era vampire look.
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I was trying to remember who it was that really had a dead ringer like that. The Keanu Reeves thing is decent, but that Nicolas Cage thing is downright strange.
 
Definitely looks younger than most people her age.

I don't find her attractive personally, I certainly don't think she's ugly or anything like that, but I think most subjectively 'attractive' people are like that, really beautiful to some/most, but not to all/everyone.

For example, I find Natalie Portman to be almost infinitely more beautiful. Or Holly Hunter 🙂

But yeah, $$$ + HGH + Surgery / etc = look young(er) than normal, as long as you don't overdo it.

I think Paltrow bothers me slightly because she's a coattails kid, she never seemed very dynamic of a presence compared to her pretty darned talented parents. It's not always that way though, look at Michael Douglas and even Nicolas Cage (mostly wasted talent, but still obviously there in some roles). I don't dislike her, but I don't think she'd really have a career if it weren't for her parents being who they are. I can't think of a single role she's stood out to me in, either in a good way or even a bad way. It's like wallpaper.
 
Arkaign said:
Definitely looks younger than most people her age.
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Honestly that's not even really true, you almost always see her with a ton of makeup, lighting, special effects and photoshop. I'm not going to debate pretty/not pretty.


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She might look younger than many people her age, but many people look oooooold as hell for their age. Without makeup she looks 40 to me *shrug*
 
I think she looks good either way, with or without makeup... But of course I'm not 20 anymore so that probably has something to do with it.
 
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