PricklyPete
Lifer
- Sep 17, 2002
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Still gorgeous. I'm sure she has had a doctor's helping hand to some degree, but overall she still looks very natural and I dig it.
Makeup and plastic surgery
If she asked me to lick her asshole.......I would do it.
She also just said she sports a full-on hairy beave. Hell yeah!
Really? I mean.. I imagine the first couple seconds are cool, 'Holy shit I'm eating Gwenyth Paltrow's ass,' but after a minute, 10, 30, an hour.. that thing will still be an asshole. And your face will be so far in it you'll see nothing but skin, so kind of irrelevant who it is then.
I guess bonus is that the second 30 minutes will be better since you'll have cleaned out all the shit.
That said not too amazing, 22-40 is the time people age the least. Maybe some wrinkles here or there but nothing making can't fix.
Weird thing is, I can't stand her as a person, but she doesn't seem to bother me in movies. Then again, I don't watch many movies she's in either, so that probably helps. And some of the ones she is in (like Iron-Man 2) are so shitty that she doesn't stand out worse than the rest of it.
She'd be insufferable to be around though. Then again, apparently a lot of people would be so enamored with her that they'd probably just sit there drooling on themselves.
Eating ass?, geez, I thought that was America for muff diving, not asshole chewing!
There are a lot of fussy people here, must have some stella looking partners....
If I thought I would have a chance, Id put her on my exception list!
I guess it is.. but with the rise of asshole licking in the modern era you can never be sure.
Example from popular culture, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jack-knife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that, I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on a trampoline that very same night, which I also did. And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great."
pretty sure keanu wins this one
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I think we all know that Nic Cage takes it with his Civil War-era vampire look.
Definitely looks younger than most people her age.
Good thanks I had been meaning to ask what your response would be to licking this woman's butthole
Honestly that's not even really true, you almost always see her with a ton of makeup, lighting, special effects and photoshop. I'm not going to debate pretty/not pretty.
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vs
Sophia Vergara
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same age
