Guys...

[Ruptga]

Before anything else, you will want to click this.










Now, down to business.

The Ukrainian military has reportedly lost three dolphins which had been trained for military attacks in the Black Sea, Russia's state news agency RIA Novosti reports.

The dolphins are trained to find underwater mines (which have been done in other military programs including Russia and the U.S.) but in the Ukraine, they are supposedly also trained to kill enemy divers with knives and pistols attached to their heads, according to RIA Novosti. Some could also be trained to place explosive devices on enemy ships.

One of the "killer" dolphins that have gone missing was reportedly armed at the time, according to a report.

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[Agent11]

lol.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL they train killer dolphins that have knives attached on their head? What's next, sharks with freaking laser beams on their head?

Definitely not the Sea World adventure you were expecting when that dolphin comes after you.

 

[akahoovy]

lol, I appreciated the Red Alert music. Made my night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QyQ9PsOj6A

 

[styrafoam]

I'm going to patent the post soundtrack, that was a great idea i just had :thumbsup:

 

[EMPshockwave82]

lol.

Watching this GIF and listening to the song posted is perfect!

 

[Vdubchaos]

These ex Soviet states are really starting to make Russia look good......:\

 

[DAPUNISHER]

The webs are really delivering today. This story is outstanding. Don't make Flipper stab a bitch!

 

[dougp]

Hopefully you're a target for the dolphins for making this a repost.

 

[bigrash]

How do you lose trained killer dolphins?

 

[Ruptga]

Hopefully you're a target for the dolphins for making this a repost.

No link means it didn't happen.

 

[pontifex]

how could they operate a gun? that makes no sense.

 

[Train]

how could they operate a gun? that makes no sense.

Ever see a nail gun? It has two triggers, the pistol style trigger you pull with your finger, and the pressure trigger near the "barrel". I've also seen roofers short the finger trigger, esentially making it like a stapler, pressure on the front = fire.

The US tested arming dolphins with guns that only have the front pressure trigger. Basically they were to guard ships. If some diver tries to swim up to a ship, say to attach a bomb, the dolphin would just "touch" the diver with the gun attached to its nose, firing a round and killing the diver.

 

[swanysto]

Apparently there is an article on CNN that says the Dolphins are just enjoying the freedom of sex with other Dolphins. Nothing to see here.

 

[sunzt]

that's an awesome song.....