Haha, I'm not a homo! I got you covered though, man. I'm asain, but i'm pretty hairy for an asian. I have to sahve every two days or so and my legs are kinda hairy. Anyway, last summer, I took a trip to catalina with my best friend and she always said stuff about my hairy legs, so I went out to the garage and got the hair clippers. You know, those things they use to shave hair. I clipped on a number 3 or something, and went up and down. No chance of cut, and you don't look like a guy who shaves his legs. 🙂
Again, I am not a homo!
EDIT: *looks at nice heterosexual pr0n, looks at pants, is reassured*