Guess what's in the box?

[OulOat]

A SEwing Kit?

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: OulOat
A SEwing Kit?

Clever.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
For my 5-year service award, all I got was a catalog full of cheesy gifts from which I could choose just one. The most expensive item in the catalog could be purchased at the local Wal-Mart for $14.97. How's that for showing appreciation?

I got a certificate "recognizing" me for my 5 years service. They spelled my name wrong

 

[Wingznut]

I had a decent selection to choose from... Ended up going with a Henckels knife set for the kitchen.

 

[SampSon]

I love the obligatory "include the certification or current tech reading material in the picture".

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: SampSon
I love the obligatory "include the certification or current tech reading material in the picture".

Purely coincidental, I assure you. The pic was taken from a seated position--I swiveled from my keyboard and snapped a quick shot w/my camera phone, then threw it up on bbzzdd without checking for any necessary edits. An SCSA cert isn't really anything to write home about

(In other news, another ATOTer realized that he knew me IRL based on that cert :Q )

 

[JLGatsby]

Tell us what's in the box already.

 

[imported_Tick]

You have like 1 hour till it's spiders.

 

[AStar617]

JLGatsby: Read the thread already. Tick: You have like 1 hour to read the thread.

As a matter of fact, guys, it's quoted for the nth time about a dozen posts above your posts.

 

[OdiN]

Here's my guess:

I don't care.

 

[ShadoWing]

lol
it's def some biscotti or something, or a big cupcake

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Tell us what's in the box already.

The OP should have put it in the OP.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

OMG! Someone set you up the bomb. Run!

 

[Maxspeed996]

Fleshlight..... most def.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
5 years and you get something, lucky.

it's a fish bowl, with tiny writing on the bottom, "So long, and thanks for all the fish"

Or it's old computer parts that they wouldn't let you have when they were in the garbage.

Now that damn song is stuck in my head.

 

[Injury]

Before I even clicked the thread my guess was going to be "a crystal candy dish".

2 of the companies I've worked for, 3 of the companies my dad has worked for and 1 of the ones my mom has worked for have all given crystal candy dishes as a service award.

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: AStar617
- midget/midget stripper

Best, though unfortunately the least likely, option.

 

[Qwest]

5 months later, we still dont know??

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Qwest
5 months later, we still dont know??

Only if you were too lazy to read page two.

 

[SSP]

Too bad it wasn't a midget.

 

[JDrake]

lol bump