Greatest Pickup/ Brush off lines

[NokiaDude]

Sorry for the sexual nature of my pickup line:

If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

[Fritzo]

If you were a cheeseburger, you'd be a McBeautiful

This ALWAYS works:

Bend down like you're picking something up under a hottie's chair or bar stool and ask them if they lost any money. When they say "no," say, "Well...I just found $100 under you chair. Would you like to split it over dinner with me?"

I will give that technique a money back guarantee (unless you're a zit faced ogre or something).

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Bend down like you're picking something up under a hottie's chair or bar stool and ask them if they lost any money. When they say "no," say, "Well...I just found $100 under you chair. Would you like to split it over dinner with me?"

That's all right!

 

[Swag1138]

Im sorry, but my favorite is still:

*drop a pack of sugar by the girl* Excuse me...you dropped your name-tag

 

[MainFramed]

can i call you cambells? cuz your um um good...

your so hot you made fire jealous

my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

i know i am not fred flinstone but i'll bet i can sure make your bed rock

wanna play army? ill go lay down and you can blow me away

can i have you number? cause i lost mine

kiss me if im wrong but isint your name {not there name} LOL


you: is your dad in jail?
her: no... why would you think that?
you: cuz he must have stole the stars and put em your eyes

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Utterman
Take you picking

the majority of those are horrible.

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
"I'm the second coming of christ"
hey,it worked on some nuns:Q

LMAO!

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: here4amission

my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

 

[Evadman]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: here4amission

my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

Is this for Bars in S.F.?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: teqwiz

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: here4amission

my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

Is this for Bars in S.F.?

:Q

 

[halik]

I know a good one, you need a friend fro it though:

Approach the girl and say something along the lines "hi my friend over there" (your friend waves from the distance)" would like to know if oyu think im cute". If anythign its hilarious thing to do

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: teqwiz
I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.

a box of baby ducks is pretty damn cute

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: here4amission

my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

 

[sniperbob]

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: teqwiz
I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.

a box of baby ducks is pretty damn cute

unless they are roasted baby duck...then it's just damn tasty....

 

[Alphazero]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
If you were a cheeseburger, you'd be a McBeautiful

This ALWAYS works:

Bend down like you're picking something up under a hottie's chair or bar stool and ask them if they lost any money. When they say "no," say, "Well...I just found $100 under you chair. Would you like to split it over dinner with me?"

I will give that technique a money back guarantee (unless you're a zit faced ogre or something).

Over here, the girl would probably just pocket the cash.

 

[Emrys]

"You must have had lucky charms this morning, because you look magically delicious."

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Swag1138
Im sorry, but my favorite is still:

*drop a pack of sugar by the girl* Excuse me...you dropped your name-tag

hahahahaha THAT'S GOLD!

 

[EXman]

best one I know of:

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer!

another that used to work for me is:

I'll trade you my friend for your friend. (yes it requiers 2 of you and two of them )

 

[McPhreak]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Bend down like you're picking something up under a hottie's chair or bar stool and ask them if they lost any money.

What if they say "Why yes. Thank you very much..."

 

[kaiotes]

i'm gonna use this one someday

Originally posted by: halik
I know a good one, you need a friend fro it though:

Approach the girl and say something along the lines "hi my friend over there" (your friend waves from the distance)" would like to know if oyu think im cute". If anythign its hilarious thing to do

 

[fatbaby]

you: is that a mirror in your pocket?
her: huh?
you: because i can see myself in your pants

you: That dress looks hot on you. But it would look better all crumpled up on my bedroom floor.

you: Are my undies showing?
her: No
you: Would you like them to?"

you: did you know there are 265 bones in your body?
her: [insert answer here]
you: want me to show you how you can get one more?

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: teqwiz
I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.

a box of baby ducks is pretty damn cute

She was a beauty. I miss her company still.

 

[Woody06]

My favorite I saw in someones proflie here. "If you were X^2 then I'd want to be 1/3 X^3, the area under your curve."

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Woody06
My favorite I saw in someones proflie here. "If you were X^2 then I'd want to be 1/3 X^3, the area under your curve."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves" is better...because my friend came up with it