Greatest Pickup/ Brush off lines

[Woody06]

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Woody06
My favorite I saw in someones proflie here. "If you were X^2 then I'd want to be 1/3 X^3, the area under your curve."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves" is better...because my friend came up with it🙂

Yeah, that is good.

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: Woody06

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Woody06
My favorite I saw in someones proflie here. "If you were X^2 then I'd want to be 1/3 X^3, the area under your curve."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves" is better...because my friend came up with it🙂

Yeah, that is good.

Some times I forget how nerdy it is around here. I never tried to pick up a girl from a Geometry class before.
😀

 

[Woody06]

Originally posted by: teqwiz

Originally posted by: Woody06

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Woody06
My favorite I saw in someones proflie here. "If you were X^2 then I'd want to be 1/3 X^3, the area under your curve."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves" is better...because my friend came up with it🙂

Yeah, that is good.

Some times I forget how nerdy it is around here. I never tried to pick up a girl from a Geometry class before.
😀

Ha ha, my thougths exactly. 😀

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: Roger
How about having breakfast in bed with me.

Works more often than not.

You're either really good looking, or a great cook.

 

[Dolemite69]

when a fine girl attempts to find a seat at or near your table, wipe your face then say "Just clearin a place for you to sit!"

 

[teqwiz]

Bump!

 

[Praetor]

Originally posted by: sniperbob

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: teqwiz
I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.

a box of baby ducks is pretty damn cute

unless they are roasted baby duck...then it's just damn tasty....

Either way, you're eating good. 😉

 

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: Praetor

Originally posted by: sniperbob

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: teqwiz
I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.

a box of baby ducks is pretty damn cute

unless they are roasted baby duck...then it's just damn tasty....

Either way, you're eating good. 😉

LOL
😀