The most obnoxious girl was a friend of a friend who caught up with us at a club in Sacto. one night. See kept staring at me to give her some attention. I was married then, and brushed her off for an hour or so. She had a huge rack and a low cut top that showed them off nicely, And pretty well heavy set, though I was ignoring her advances. Finally she was a little too drunk and started brush the twins against my arm, and asked if I was going to chat with her or not. I simply looked straight down her top and asked, What are you doing with those later? She flipped. And summarily left in a huff, Mission accomplished.
About a year later, I saw her at my my buddies house and she had lost close to 80 pounds and looked great. She came over and asked if I remembered her and what an A--hole I had been that night. And pointed out That I made her feel so bad that she wrote to Richard Simmons. She said, Look at what you missed out on.Especially since I was no longer married. I only stated that she had me to thank for her great looks, and walked away. She still hates me to this day.
