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Greatest Pickup/ Brush off lines

teqwiz

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I once told a girl that she was cuter than a box of baby ducks. She proceded to marry me and summarily took my house and car.
Now I just tell girls they are plain and don't do alot for me.

They don't call as often, but I still have my house and I don't take the bus anymore.
 

KGB1

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Guy: I'm Here!
Girl: Huh?
Guy: So what was your other 2 wishes?
 

teqwiz

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Originally posted by: LAUST
Didn't even leave you the car to sleep in??

Negative. That witch does not kill me makes me stronger. Something like that.

 

Geekbabe

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"Yes I do but not with you"

"I already have one asshole in my pants what makes you think I need another"

As far as pickup lines go,LOL, I've never used one sorry :)
 

teqwiz

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: teqwiz
Originally posted by: LAUST
Didn't even leave you the car to sleep in??

Negative. That witch does not kill me makes me stronger. Something like that.

Witch or Which?

I believe the term is which witch, took my sh-t, gotta rap song going now!

:D
 

KGB1

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This is pretty bad... but a Russian (go figure) friend of mine says it in some ny clubs... hilarious to me if you heard him say it.

Hey doll, you smell. Cuz you the sh!t.

(cuz sheet is like a compliment, in his mind I guess)
 

Jzero

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I once asked my mom for a good brush off line and she said:
"Tell her I think you need to see other people."
Thought that was pretty funny.
 

N8Magic

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Guy: Is that a keg in your pants?
Girl: Huh?
Guy: 'cause i'd love to tap that ass.

:D
 

SherEPunjab

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"Hey... got any Indian in you?"






"No"










"You want some?"


works like a charm...
















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teqwiz

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The most obnoxious girl was a friend of a friend who caught up with us at a club in Sacto. one night. See kept staring at me to give her some attention. I was married then, and brushed her off for an hour or so. She had a huge rack and a low cut top that showed them off nicely, And pretty well heavy set, though I was ignoring her advances. Finally she was a little too drunk and started brush the twins against my arm, and asked if I was going to chat with her or not. I simply looked straight down her top and asked, What are you doing with those later? She flipped. And summarily left in a huff, Mission accomplished.

About a year later, I saw her at my my buddies house and she had lost close to 80 pounds and looked great. She came over and asked if I remembered her and what an A--hole I had been that night. And pointed out That I made her feel so bad that she wrote to Richard Simmons. She said, Look at what you missed out on.Especially since I was no longer married. I only stated that she had me to thank for her great looks, and walked away. She still hates me to this day.