Got stabbed today

[JackOfHearts]

Can one be stabbed by a needle? A poke or prod sure, but stab?

You ever have to assist a combative patient, find a calmer mindset via an IM injection.... That moves towards stab territory...

 

[natto fire]

Wait, I thought you all left your doors unlocked there, and sang show tunes every weekend. Has Michael Moore been lying to me, and Canada sucks just as much as any densely populated place?

 

[inf1nity]

It is capable of things no penis is capable of, such as sneaking right between skin cells without the victim suspecting a thing. :biggrin:

not even your penis?

 

[natto fire]

nvm

 

[Colt45]

The part that actually hurts the most is when they test the blood for iron, there is this tool that basically takes a chunk of skin from the finger then a bit of blood squirts out and they test it. Nothing excruciating, but definitely can feel it. The actual needle hurts less.

I hate that. I wish they could stab you in a random area on your arm, leg, ass, anything.

 

[EagleKeeper]

I enjoy confusing the tech by providing the SS# backwards when they are doing the final verification paperwork.

 

[Thump553]

I enjoy confusing the tech by providing the SS# backwards when they are doing the final verification paperwork.

You mean just before the same tech sticks you? Smart move.


I'm going to donate blood myself this afternoon. Recently passed the five gallon level, which isn't bad considering I was over 50 before I started donating.

 

[EagleKeeper]

I enjoy confusing the tech by providing the SS# backwards when they are doing the final verification paperwork.

You mean just before the same tech sticks you? Smart move.


I'm going to donate blood myself this afternoon. Recently passed the five gallon level, which isn't bad considering I was over 50 before I started donating.

Techs have been trained to verify who the donor is before sticking

The noobs get frustrated and then embarrassed as I lay it out for them.

The techs that know me will stand back and smile for the entertainment.

Helps brighten up their day.

 

[techs]

Wait a minute. Are you sure you didn't just shake hands with a gay man?