GOT A REPLY TO A SWINGERS AD, DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO...

Richdog

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The reason I dont know what to do is because Ive NEVER done anything like this before. I dont have a problem getting girls but Ive just moved house and cant be arsed wining and dining a girl for weeks to get sex, as I dont know anyone in the area. So anyway, I thought Id place an ad just for a laugh, and now Ive got a reply from a 26-year old called Louise saying shes blonde with big boobs, a nice figure, and basically wants no-strings sex. Im 22 but her age doesnt bother me... feeling nervous though. What would anyone else do? If anyone can tell me how to do it I can put the email she sent me on here...:D No here it is Ive done it now!
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Hi,

I saw your advert on connect x and thought I'd reply. I am only
interested
in safe sex though (I thought I'd be straight with you from the start).

Anyway, if you're still interested, I'm Louise, I'm 26 years old. I'm
blonde, I have a nice figure and nice boobs.

I'm into the usual stuff, wining and dining but I'm more interested in
meeting simply for sex. I'm not in a current relationship and I'd like
to
stay single for a while. I like most things sexually, especially risky
outdoor sex (although a good old fashioned bedroom f*ck works for me
too!). I do have boundaries, these are pain and watersports, I'm also
not
a fan of bondadge, boring I know but I wouldn't feel safe.

It'd be better if we could meet in a pub or something first (for safety
reasons) then either back to mine or yours.

You can ring me on (Ive deleted the number for obvious reasons) and we can discuss when and where to
meet
(if you are interested). Please leave me a number if the answer machine
comes on, so I can call you back.

Hope to see you soon,
Lou xxx

 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Richdog
What would anyone else do? If anyone can tell me how to do it I can put the email she sent me on here...:D

Triple wrap.

And I'm not going to tell you how to do it.
 

yllus

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Please refer to my message's icon for my opinion on this matter.
 
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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Richdog
What would anyone else do? If anyone can tell me how to do it I can put the email she sent me on here...:D

Triple wrap.

And I'm not going to tell you how to do it.

That's assuming it's a woman! :Q

- M4H
 

agnitrate

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I really don't know how to respond to this... let me think...

Oh, I have it. She's probably a whore. Decent women don't go around offering free sex. Woman + no-string sex = venerial disease. There's a merry summer for you.

-silver
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Richdog
What would anyone else do? If anyone can tell me how to do it I can put the email she sent me on here...:D

Triple wrap.

And I'm not going to tell you how to do it.

That's assuming it's a woman! :Q

- M4H

Well, if not, he's going to have bigger problems.
 

bolsen

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Invest in nut protection dude! You don't know where she's been!!!

hahahah

Maybe if you're lucky, she won't have any front teeth :)
 

rgwalt

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You have to reply now, otherwise you are a tease. No one likes a tease.

TEASE!!!

Ryan
 

Richdog

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Well duh obviously a decent woman wouldnt reply like this, but she didnt leave any pics for me. I could ask for them though! An yes I assume shes a woman
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Richdog

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LOL actually, now I think about it, shes probably a gypsy crone... but she did specify safe sex anyway... could be worth a look... Also, I normally do only date "decent" women, ao this is all new to me... didnt even expect a reply to be honest as I didnt even place a pic! :eek:
 

rgwalt

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Seriously though, if you are interested, then go ahead and meet up with her. If you like how she looks, then offer to go to a doctor with her so you both can run the gambit of tests for STDs. Once you know that you are both safe and clean, then you can get involved physically. I'd still wrap it up for safety.

Be careful. Get to know this woman a bit better before going to bed with her. She could easily be setting you up for something very bad.

Ryan
 

kranky

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Ask her if she knows how to get red wine stains out of a white carpet. If so, that's the woman for you!
 

Richdog

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Anyway, back to the issue at hand... Im thinking of replying to her now... Ill keep people updated though... still unsure though really... :confused:
 

notfred

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I started thinking about that beastie boys song...

When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself sleeping in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home
 

Richdog

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This is all happening in England by the way... so dont be expecting her to be a tanned LA superbabe, more like pasty-faced inbred wench knowing my luck... lol!:D
 

Richdog

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/Grins in remembrance

I ALSO HAVE AN UPDATE on the carpet situation. Needless to say, my grandma upon her return was less happy than an Iraqi real estate developer, and upon viewing the pink stain uttered a sound comparable to that of a person being tortured with a hot knife. Ignoring my explanation and sincere apologies on the matter, she proceeded to tell my dad, who duly promised to get it professionally cleaned or buy her a new carpet (gulp). Professional option was thankfully successful but needless to say my grandma will be hiding her alcohol from me in future...