GOT A REPLY TO A SWINGERS AD, DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO...

[gopunk]

well she said she is in to safe sex, so i would go to the doctor and have both parties tested. if everything is hunky dory, screw like rabbits

 

[kranky]

Assuming your personal ad didn't say "looking for casual sex" I would bet my paycheck that she's a hooker.

1. She talks only of sex in her reply.
2. She says she's not interested in a relationship
3. Any woman who is that interested in "just sex" doesn't need to use personal ads to find guys. She could go to any pub and hook up in minutes.

 

[Haircut]

Was this your advert?

Recently moved to West Sussex, fed up of boring and unsatisfying relationships and in need of some fun & games. Im 22, Dark blonde, hazel eyes, 5ft 10in, slim, and VERY eager and energetic. No transport currently but can accomodate Mon-Thurs. Just because this if my first time swinging doesn't mean you have to be gentle!

 

[Richdog]

LOL its a SWINGERS site, theres thoudands of people looking for sex, no hookers involved. If anyones interested, its called www.connectx.com and registration is free (laughs as he imagines the horde of people taking a look). It works for America too so...

 

[HarryAngel]

since you gone so far already i would meet her at the pub:beer: and take it from there. ya never know maybe its a blonde bombshell!!

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: Haircut
Was this your advert?

Recently moved to West Sussex, fed up of boring and unsatisfying relationships and in need of some fun & games. Im 22, Dark blonde, hazel eyes, 5ft 10in, slim, and VERY eager and energetic. No transport currently but can accomodate Mon-Thurs. Just because this if my first time swinging doesn't mean you have to be gentle!

LOL THATS IT!!!!

I only wrote it for a laugh but now I got a reply... god Im going to die laughing here... that advert looks really stupid now people HAVE taken it seriously!

 

[BooGiMaN]

rub it, flip it, and smack it down

 

[propellerhead]

Aren't swingers married couples having sex with other couples?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Richdog

Originally posted by: Haircut
Was this your advert?

Recently moved to West Sussex, fed up of boring and unsatisfying relationships and in need of some fun & games. Im 22, Dark blonde, hazel eyes, 5ft 10in, slim, and VERY eager and energetic. No transport currently but can accomodate Mon-Thurs. Just because this if my first time swinging doesn't mean you have to be gentle!

LOL THATS IT!!!!

I only wrote it for a laugh but now I got a reply... god Im going to die laughing here... that advert looks really stupid now people HAVE taken it seriously!

ahahaha i like the "VERY eager" part

 

[Richdog]

Nope a swinger is a person who "swings" from person to person for sex. I presume.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Richdog
LOL its a SWINGERS site, theres thoudands of people looking for sex, no hookers involved. If anyones interested, its called www.connectx.com and registration is free (laughs as he imagines the horde of people taking a look). It works for America too so...

ok i dunno about you, but it redirects to some webcam site for me/...

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: kranky
Assuming your personal ad didn't say "looking for casual sex" I would bet my paycheck that she's a hooker.

1. She talks only of sex in her reply.
2. She says she's not interested in a relationship
3. Any woman who is that interested in "just sex" doesn't need to use personal ads to find guys. She could go to any pub and hook up in minutes.

kranky my friend what are you ON!! Its a SWINGERS website, for people looking for SEX, of course she put that in her email cos thats the whole bloody point! What do you want, a discussion on world affairs, duh! And going into a pub or club is NOT a guaranteed way, at least you know that on these sites the other people have the same idea as you...

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Richdog
LOL its a SWINGERS site, theres thoudands of people looking for sex, no hookers involved. If anyones interested, its called www.connectx.com and registration is free (laughs as he imagines the horde of people taking a look). It works for America too so...

ok i dunno about you, but it redirects to some webcam site for me/...

Ditto.

Oh, and tell her to meet you in a pub wearing something distict so you can know if it's her. If she's 600 pounds and growing, you can bolt before ever uttering a word.

 

[wnied]

wtf dude? no freakin pics yet???

Get with it u sod!
~wnied~

 

[Richdog]

wait a mo Ill get the full web address...

 

[Electric Amish]

Go for it!!

Break out the condoms and hit it!


Why is everyone on this board so damned hesitant when it comes to sex?? Jesus!

amish

 

[Richdog]

wait a mo Ill get the full web address... so I guess it isnt for Americans.
BUT, I know the main one for Americans after my brief foray around the sites,

 

[Haircut]

Originally posted by: Richdog
wait a mo Ill get the full web address...

I don't think the mods would approve of the site being linked on here, it's a little dodgy

 

[rh71]

Bargain for the bondage!

 

[Richdog]

Im writing a reply as we speak so watch this space!

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: rh71
Bargain for the bondage!

buahahahaha

Im writing a reply as we speak so watch this space!

Update in the original post!!! Don't be that guy!

 

[Radiohead]

Heck I say might as well make the best of the situation.

 

[fastz28]

Anyway, if you're still interested, I'm Louise, I'm 26 years old. I'm blonde, I have a nice figure and nice boobs.

She said nothing about her face...

 

[Spooner]

What are you waiting for? Meet her at a pub. Worse comes to worse, you have a night of drinking.

Keep me updated!

 

[Richdog]

OOPS, deleted the links just in case... lol