Got a Public Urination Ticket

[rockyct]

You could have just peed in a sink if you were in New Zealand.

 

[zinfamous]

You could have just peed in a sink if you were in college.

fix'd

 

[Dangerer]

This is why it should be acceptable for men to wear dresses and freeball in public.

 

[bignateyk]

Should be higher. My first house's garage backed up to parking lots for three bars, across the alley.

Fuckwads always thought it'd be ok to piss into my back yard/onto my garage because it was "somewhat secluded". Also constantly had beer bottles/cans thrown into the yard, even though there was a dumpster RIGHT THERE.

Super soaker + bleach. All you need to handle that situation.

Might want to keep a piece handy in case they charge you after you soak them with bleach.