After a meeting with the representatives from the people of Anandtechia, we have developed a constitution for our land.
gopunk, you are banned from our State and shall not be allowed to enter again. The guards will dispose, erm ...escort you out.
Man, and you think they have trouble interpreting the US's constitution - what'd be like if linuxboy wrote one for his country? I can just see it, in a few hundred years - "so class, er- on page 1,327..."
Do you dare mock the State?
our constitution (borrowed from a man I admire, Mr Sidis)
CONSTITUTION OF THE COMMUNITY OF ANANDTECHIA
Preamble.
We, the people of Anandtechia desiring that the law should allow
full personal liberty in all cases where the personal and
property rights of others are not violated, and wishing to
organize a government to the end that this liberty may be better
obtained, do hereby form the Community of Anandtechia and
establish this Constitution therefore.
ARTICLE I.
Section I.
1. Until the Legislature may assign some other meridian as
standard, the standard meridian shall be that meridian which
passes midway between the easternmost and westernmost
points of the territory of the Community.
2. A day is defined as the average interval between two
successive minimum altitudes of the sun; and the average time
of day of such minimum altitude shall be called midnight.
3. A day is to be legally considered as ending at midnight.
4. An hour, or sixty minutes, is the twenty-fourth part of a day.
5. The time of day shall be indicated by the interval elapsed
since the preceding midnight; but twenty-four hours shall be
added to times under one hour.
Section II.
1. A calendar year is a period of three hundred and sixty-five
days, some calendar years called bissextiles containing one
more day.
2. Each calendar year shall be divided into twelve months,
named in the following order: January, February, March, April,
May, June, July, August, September, October, November,
December.
3. The days of each month shall be numbered in order, starting
from the first day of the month.
4. April, June, September, and November shall contain thirty
days each; February shall contain twenty-nine days in a
bissextile and twenty-eight in other years; while all other
months shall contain thirty-one days each.
5. All calendar years shall begin on the first of January, and
shall be numbered in order, starting with the first solar
calendar.
6. Bissextiles shall be those years and only those years whose
numbers are divisible by four but not by one hundred, or by four
hundred but not by four thousand.
Section III.
1. All the days of each year, excepting the twenty-ninth of
February in bissextiles, shall be divided into groups of five
days, called quintads; but the twenty-ninth of February shall not
belong to any quintad, the twenty-eighth of February and the
first of March being always considered successive days of a
quintad.
2. There shall be certain days in a year set apart as legal
holidays; and, until the Legislature may add to or alter the list
the legal holidays shall be The first of January, the twenty-ninth
of February, the eighteenth of April, the sixteenth of August and
the twenty-ninth of November.
3. All legal holidays, whether provided by this Constitution or
by the Legislature, shall occur every year on the same day;
except that the twenty-ninth of February shall occur every
bissextile.
Section IV.
1, An interval of a given number of years shall be an interval
between two days of the same month and number, the
difference in the year being the given number; except that such
an interval, beginning on the twenty-ninth of February and
ending in a year not a bissextile, shall end on the twenty-eighth
of February.
2. An interval of a given number of months shall be an interval
between days of the same number the given number of months
apart; but if the month at the end of the interval contains no
days of the same number as the day beginning the interval, it
shall end on the last day of the month.
3, The age of a person is defined as the interval elapsed since
his or her birth.
Section V.
1. Each inhabitant of Anandtechia shall be denoted by a name-
number.
2. The name-numbers of all male inhabitants shall be odd;
those of all female inhabitants shall be even.
3.The day of any birth occurring in Anandtechia and all other such
obtainable information as may be required by the Legislature
shall be furnished to and recorded by the officer appointed for
that purpose, who shall also assign by lot and record the
name-number.
4. All natives of Anandtechia shall have the name-number
assigned at birth, except in the case of changes of name-
number which may be authorized for good reasons by the
Legislature, all such changes being recorded, together
with the time thereof.
5. Aliens entering the Community shall be assigned by lot
name-numbers at the entrance to the Community, which they
shall use until they either leave the Community or become
naturalized citizens thereof.
6. All name-numbers of aliens shall be preceded by the
distinctive letter A; after the name-number of a native is
changed, it shall be preceded by the letter N; name-numbers of
naturalized citizens shall be preceded by the letters C or NC,
according to whether they have or have not been changed
since naturalization.
7. The officers in charge of the naturalization of citizens shall
assign to the naturalized citizens name-numbers which they
shall use until it may be changed under authority of the
Legislature, all such name-numbers being recorded.
8. No two persons shall have the same name-number.
9. The signature of a person shall consist of a set of words
which shall clearly indicate his or her name-number, preceded
or followed by any distinctive letters that may precede or follow
the name-number; provided that the signature of the same
person shall always consist of the same set of words (except
in the case of a change in name-number), that it be written in
the handwriting of the person to whom it refers, and that it be
written by such person.
10. If the name-number of a citizen be changed, the name-
number which that citizen had before the change shall not be
reassigned during his or her life; and all signatures made
before the change with the old name-number shall be valid as if
the change had not occurred.
Section VI.
1. The Government of the Community of Anandtechia shall issue
labor certificates are payment for its officers and employees,
which it shall accept in exchange for such of its goods and
services as it offers for sale; such certificates being called
Anandtechian money.
2. The ownership of Anandtechian money shall be transferable.
3. Labor certificates may be issued in different denominations
or values, every such certificate containing a statement of its
value, and equal values in certificates of different
denominations being exchangeable.
4. Until the Legislature shall provide otherwise, the value of a
labor certificate of the smallest denomination shall be
called a cent; and the unit of value shall be called a dollar,
being equal in value to a hundred cents.
5. No money or other property shall be owned jointly, by two or
more persons, excepting when owned by the Government of
the Community.
6. Money returned to the Government of the Community,
whether in exchange for sale or otherwise, may be reissued.
7. If the form of certificates issued by the Government of the
Community be changed, certificates of the old form shall still
be considered legal money.
Section VII.
1. All persons born under the jurisdiction of the Community of
Anandtechia, or naturalized therein, shall be citizens of Anandtechia,
excepting such as have left said Community and become
citizens of another nation.
2. No person shall be prevented from leaving the Community,
except for the infraction of some law or the collection of an unpaid debt.
3. Citizens of Anandtechia who become naturalized as citizens of
another nation shall not be readmitted to citizenship.
4. Persons resident in the Community within six months after
this Constitution goes into effect may be naturalized on
application; but other applicants cannot be naturalized until
they have resided in the Community, continuously for two
years.
5. Naturalization shall not be granted to any applicant therefore
who has infringed any of the laws of the Community during his
or her residence therein.
6. Those citizens shall be voters who pass an intelligence test
provided for that purpose by the Legislature and the Board of
Trade; said test to include a knowledge of The Constitution
and laws of the Community,
7. All aliens shall, before being admitted to the Community,
pass an intelligence test equivalent to that for voting,
knowledge of the Community laws not being required,
8. No person shall be naturalized as a citizen of Anandtechia
without a knowledge of the Community laws equivalent to that
for voting; and naturalized citizens shall be voters and have all
the other privileges of citizens who have passed the
intelligence test for voting.
9. All citizens who have not Passed the intelligence test for
voting shall be called minors.
10. Voters shall not be deprived of the right to vote except for
the commission of criminal acts, except that idiots and insane
persons cannot vote.
11. The intelligence tests for voting and for admission of aliens
to the Community shall require ability to read and write in the
English language.
12. Compliance with any religious belief or beliefs shall
not be required in the intelligence test either for voting or for
admission to the Community, nor for naturalization as citizen of
Anandtechia.
Section VIII.
1. Units of weights and measures shall he fixed by the
Legislature; but until they are so fixed the units shall be the
metric units as defined in the following clauses.
2. The metric unit of measure is a meter, to consist of one
forty-millionth of the meridional circumference of the earth; and
one hundredth of a meter shall be called a centimeter, one
thousand meters being called a kilometer.
3. The metric unit of weight is a gram, being the weight of a
cubic centimeter of water at the temperature of maximum
density; one thousand grams being called a kilogram.
See HC, not too bad.... THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN !!!
Cheers !
