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zerocool1

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Jun 7, 2002
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femaven.blogspot.com
Originally posted by: pcslookout
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So all the posts up until this point have all been an act eh?

Well, you got me.

No. A lot of people don't even know how to do their taxes.

one of my business teachers told me that the irs designed the 1040/ez so that it could be read at a 6th grade reading level, do you read below a 6th grade reading level?
 

Scarpozzi

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I agree that 4GB of RAM is going to be needed shortly...not yet, but only because Microsoft is being wasteful. It's making me want to install SLED on my next workstation and ride XP as long as I can for gaming.

Vista was having problems with seeing 4GB of RAM. It was a bug, even if hardware architecture allowed it, the OS could only see 3GB, but they may have fixed it already.

 

jupiter57

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Originally posted by: zerocool1
Originally posted by: pcslookout
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So all the posts up until this point have all been an act eh?

Well, you got me.

No. A lot of people don't even know how to do their taxes.

one of my business teachers told me that the irs designed the 1040/ez so that it could be read at a 6th grade reading level, do you read below a 6th grade reading level?

Well, he can't spell or enunciate above a 6th. Grade level. (?)
 

glutenberg

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: glutenberg
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: glutenberg
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: pcslookout
I get it now as well. Jealousness


nice. did you use "words" like that in your interview?

Jealousness

I really would not give the OP that much credit.

KT

Lucky guess?

He probably Googled it.

KT

Oh the ironing.
 

krotchy

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Its been said 10 dozen times, but I declare Shens. I have honestly read some posts by pcslookout that make my head hurt from trying to decipher what the heck he is talking about....

....and "Google accepted me for a job offer"??? Do you mean "Google offered me a job", or "I accepted a job with Google", or "I got a job offer from Google" or "Google chose to give me a job offer"? Honestly I can think of 20 ways to say you got a job at Google and none are as inane as "Google accepted me for a job offer"
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: glutenberg
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: glutenberg
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: pcslookout
I get it now as well. Jealousness


nice. did you use "words" like that in your interview?

Jealousness

I really would not give the OP that much credit.

KT

Lucky guess?


nah...I'm going with pcslookout and dictionary.com are both off on this one ;)
 

Syrch

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May 21, 2004
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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: pcslookout
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
So all the posts up until this point have all been an act eh?

Well, you got me.

No. A lot of people don't even know how to do their taxes.

I meant more along the lines of this


http://forums.anandtech.com/me...027780&highlight_key=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...040044&highlight_key=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...030763&highlight_key=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...027801&highlight_key=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...031015&highlight_key=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...026396&highlight_key=y

Picking out a chair
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...036526&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...037283&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...037298&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...037785&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...037773&highlight_key=y

Threads to pick out your display (projector) + connect it
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...024249&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...023158&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...024207&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...022848&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...034142&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035046&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...034533&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035572&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035575&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035311&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035417&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...036385&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...034622&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...036617&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...038221&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...038247&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...039353&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...039830&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...039927&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...033462&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...051992&highlight_key=y

Threads about netflix and related topics
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...049326&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...064156&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...033751&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...031907&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...031940&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...024149&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...026380&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...028474&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...032097&highlight_key=y

Ok, I give up. My gf wants attention now that she's here ;)

I left out the dozens of threads you made about getting your computer up and running and most of the Vista install problems.

I don't understand how someone that needs this much help to solve basic problems can be hired for a position like this.

Does google have any sort of appeals process where we can provide additional information to them about applicants?

ROFL holy crap yoyo you just made my day!

I have to vote for pwnage of the year on this one!
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
Aug 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: RossMAN

Total absolute 100% fucking pwn3ge, wow that's gotta hurt!

That's definitely a contender for pwn3ge of the year but CasioTech is currently in the running:
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2068242
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2068230

and thats not even all of it... don't forget the 20 threads where he asked about getting a raptor
hd...

Give him a break, there are only 17 hard drive threads.
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...022331&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...039980&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...040042&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...040330&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...040310&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...039973&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...041624&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...040911&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...044639&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...044706&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...047196&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...045358&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...047518&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...047178&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...047946&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...048933&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...069250&highlight_key=y

The same number of threads on online purchases / financing / credit
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...022805&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...024909&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...028089&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...031155&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...032126&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...032255&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...033763&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...034275&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...034196&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035394&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035041&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...035403&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...036027&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...036058&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...042110&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...065166&highlight_key=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...054999&highlight_key=y
 

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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hey yoyo, do you have much of a life? I'd hate to think of the time it took you to find all these threads. Either that or the database is finally indexed.

 

KeithTalent

Elite Member | Administrator | No Lifer
Administrator
Nov 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
hey yoyo, do you have much of a life? I'd hate to think of the time it took you to find all these threads. Either that or the database is finally indexed.

I swear he has everyone's posting history in a an itemized, searchable database somewhere. I have seen him own a few people like this.

Great work! :thumbsup:

KT
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
Aug 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
hey yoyo, do you have much of a life? I'd hate to think of the time it took you to find all these threads. Either that or the database is finally indexed.

The search feature is working quite nicely. I have some regular down time here at work today due to running OCR text recognition on rather long documents. While I'm waiting for them to complete, I have a minute or two to spend looking for these amazing golden threads ;)
 

gsethi

Diamond Member
Feb 28, 2002
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Originally posted by: Noirish
meanwhile, google tanked 7% in after hour market due to earning...

What...the news about "pclookout" joining Google already leaked out in the finance world ? Time to dump all the shares :p before they crash

I hope he will let us know when he gives google his "2 weeks notice" :p so that we all can regain on our looses.