Goodbye ATOT... the end is nigh

[Jeeebus]

It is 44 degrees in South Florida this morning. I can only assume this is the precursor to the Four Horsemen jumping through that sinkhole in Tampa and beginning their decimation of the world. It makes sense that they would start with Florida.

For the 10 years we spent in the DC area, I probably wouldn't even wear a jacket (over my work shirt). But I have been fully Florida pussified. I need a light saber and some fatty animal to burrow inside. Jeeebus and the cold no longer play nice together.

 

[randomrogue]

You live in Florida. You have zombies there. This is the least of your worries.

Put a jacket on. That's not even below freezing.

 

[Cuda1447]

You live in Florida. You have zombies there. This is the least of your worries.

Put a jacket on. That's not even below freezing.

We are trying to kill our zombies with the cold. Also, man-eating death sinkholes.

 

[highland145]

Whiner. It's 22 here. Old and cold aren't friends. That's why all of the old people retire to Fl.

 

[crashtestdummy]

So hell is indeed close to freezing over...

 

[Rubycon]

You know it's cold in Florida when the bees are seen wearing yellow jackets...

 

[highland145]

You know it's cold in Florida when the bees are seen wearing yellow jackets...

Booooooo......with all due respect, Madame.

 

[allisolm]

27 here - in Florida - this morning.

 

[Anubis]

15 in NY when i left for work. no hat needed

 

[T_Yamamoto]

28 in NC this morning

 

[Saint Nick]

Suck it up ladies

 

[ch33zw1z]

44 would be nice right about now.

 

[slugg]

What people fail to realize about Florida cold weather is that the humidity is still 100%. Plus, the average Floridian doesn't have the wardrobe for cold weather. It sucks. Screw you all.

 

[ch33zw1z]

What people fail to realize about Florida cold weather is that the humidity is still 100%. Plus, the average Floridian doesn't have the wardrobe for cold weather. It sucks. Screw you all.

Trade ya the T520 for a coat.

 

[Mixolydian]

LOL at people from Florida complaining about "cold" weather.

 

[Pardus]

It is 44 degrees in South Florida this morning. I can only assume this is the precursor to the Four Horsemen jumping through that sinkhole in Tampa and beginning their decimation of the world. It makes sense that they would start with Florida.

For the 10 years we spent in the DC area, I probably wouldn't even wear a jacket (over my work shirt). But I have been fully Florida pussified. I need a light saber and some fatty animal to burrow inside. Jeeebus and the cold no longer play nice together.

I don't even wear a coat when it gets to 44 in NY. That's summer to me. Try waking up to -5 with snow/ice on the ground, your windshield frozen over and your car getting abused daily from snow-ice-road salt not to mention the huge potholes left over when it all melts.

The hottest temperature ever recorded in Florida was 109 °F (43 °C), which was set on June 29, 1931 in Monticello. The coldest temperature was −2 °F (−19 °C), on February 13, 1899, just 25 miles (40 km) away, in Tallahassee.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It is 44 degrees in South Florida this morning. I can only assume this is the precursor to the Four Horsemen jumping through that sinkhole in Tampa and beginning their decimation of the world. It makes sense that they would start with Florida.

Maybe the Four Horsemen are good guys and want to help the world by getting rid of Florida for us.

 

[bigrash]

For the 10 years we spent in the DC area, I probably wouldn't even wear a jacket (over my work shirt).

You never stepped outside your house in the Winter in DC?

 

[Jeeebus]

You never stepped outside your house in the Winter in DC?

I think you missed the point. I was a manly man when I lived in DC. My chest hair weaved together and formed a protective, warming layer. I didn't wear jackets until the 40 degree threshold was broken.

It took about 4 months once we moved back to Florida before I became a big, whimpering baby. I've fully accepted that I now require warmth to comfortably live.

 

[highland145]

I think you missed the point. I was a manly man when I lived in DC. My chest hair weaved together and formed a protective, warming layer. I didn't wear jackets until the 40 degree threshold was broken.

It took about 4 months once we moved back to Florida before I became a big, whimpering baby. I've fully accepted that I now require warmth to comfortably live.

You could stop waxing your chest.

 

[T9D]

I'd like to see photos of these people claiming they don't wear coats and are so tough. They probably have the body fat equivalent of 3 coats, 2 sweaters, and 8 t-shirts

 

[Sluggo]

It took about 4 months once we moved back to Florida before I became a big, whimpering baby. I've fully accepted that I now require warmth to comfortably live.

Probably just old age, you eating dinner before 6PM yet?

 

[mmntech]

44 degrees at this time of year and the average Canadian would be wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

 

[Baked]

People think it's cold when it's 55 outside. Pussies.

 

[Jeeebus]

Probably just old age, you eating dinner before 6PM yet?

On the weekends, we eat around 4:30 - 5:00.