Good things about being single

[Ranger X]

You can watch sports without the b|tch telling you that you can't.

 

[MAME]

sex 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




with your hand

 

[BatmanNate]

Your money is your money.
You don't have to make unwanted exceptions or inclusions when you cook.
You don't have to use the telephone.
You don't have to use the laundry hamper.
Expensive electronics are more fun than decor and furniture.
The toilet is your domain.
Getting blasted with your friends during the wee hours of the morning.
No country music, no sappy TV shows, no romance novels.
Smoking cigars.
Computer games.
Loud music and movies.
Porn.
Driving maniacly when no one else is on the road.
No rivalry with your pets.