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Gonna be anal probed

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Brian Stirling

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Time for a colonoscopy and I have to ask what to expect. Not looking forward to the laxatives and no solid food but I have to ask if there's and customary requirements like bringing flowers. Would it be inappropriate to tip if they do a good job -- would that be risking a solicitation charge?


Brian
 
I think more than anything else they'd appreciate if your nether region is nice and squeaky squeaky clean... on the inside.
 
Is a PITA literaly.

Lets just say I told the Doctor at the time "Now I know what a fucking Bratwurst feels like" and he laughed pretty hard.

Was the smaller version, I forget what it's called but similar.

*Edit* I remember was a

Sigmoidoscopy

Mini version, GL man.
 
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Brian Stirling said:
Time for a colonoscopy and I have to ask what to expect. Not looking forward to the laxatives and no solid food but I have to ask if there's and customary requirements like bringing flowers. Would it be inappropriate to tip if they do a good job -- would that be risking a solicitation charge?


Brian
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Tipping is good. You'll get the tip while you are out.
 
The preparation is by far the worst part. I've been awake and asleep for different procedures dealing with the intestines and bowels and the clean out is pretty awful. I'd suggest taking less of what they give you to see how your body reacts.
 
Im gonna be expecting more of these threads. Just found out giving colonoscopies on time is one of the grading criteria used on providers

Bottoms up!
 
Flowers are not necessary, just leave the money on the nightstand on your way out. And ask them to use the scope that's ribbed for your pleasure.
 
So I'm supposed to stop eating solid food by 7PM tonight -- would a Hershey's bar count as solid food or would eating chocolate be in bad form...


Brian
 
Hit up taco bell about an hour before the procedure. Not sure if you'll be able to hold it back for an hour but try...
 
Brian Stirling said:
Time for a colonoscopy and I have to ask what to expect. Not looking forward to the laxatives and no solid food but I have to ask if there's and customary requirements like bringing flowers. Would it be inappropriate to tip if they do a good job -- would that be risking a solicitation charge?


Brian
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You know you're sick if if starts to feel good.
 
I'm really not looking forward to that. I had my doctor check my prostate for the first time in my life last year and that was pretty unpleasant.
 
oh and my doctor didn't wait long enough for my anesthetic to kick in. I felt a strong anal probe right as I was in the act of passing out....but I didn't have the energy to protest :\
 
The prep is far worse than the procedure. The procedure was actually great because they loaded me up with drugs, but having to, um, clear everything out for a couple of days beforehand was pure torture.

KT
 
Just hit 37. Should start getting nagged pretty soon I'm sure.

As for the laxative's, the med's I've been on for a year...well...won't be any difference there!

Went camping at the end of September and combination of intermitternt med usage/odd meals/long drives/vault shitters meant I actually had a couple of solid-ish #2's after getting back. Was quite upsetting. I complained to my wife. I know all the romantic conversation moves: "Honey, all I've had to do for the last year is just let the stuff fall out. I actually had to squeeze!" So she sent me to the ER on our anniversary.

:hmm:
 
Studying for the test the night before sucks. They have drugs where the actual exam is a breeze, then you get to go to a room where the encourage your to fart, long and loud, along with half a dozen other people in there doing the same thing.
 
Prep well, prep hard, prep again.

The procedure itself is the best nap you'll have this year, but the prep sucks...
 
erm....better a healthy colon than fears of "it will turn be gay" or "i'm no homo....."

smh at shit like this lololol....your health is more important...
 
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