GOLFERS: What ball do you normally play?

[vi edit]

Wilson Smart Core. Good feel. Pretty durable. Good distance. And Cheap.

 

[Nitemare]

recycled 1's at WalMart or whatever is cheapest. I have not really noticed much difference. i have used the Strata's and Top Flite's nice balls and all but only marginally better than the recycled ones.

 

[Confused]

Robin Williams about how a drunk Scot must have invented golf.

"And how they could invent a sport like golf:
Here's my idea for a fvcking sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like Pool?
Fvck off, pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little fvcked up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like croquet?
Fvck croquet! I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away! Ah fvck ah yeah!
Oh, like a bowling rink?
Fvck no! Not straight, I'll put sh!t in the way! Like trees and bushes and high grass, so you can lose your fvcking ball! Then go whacking away with a fvcking tire iron. Whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a fvcking stroke. Ha ha ha! Fvck, that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cos every time you miss it you feel like you're gonna fvcking die! Oh wait, here's a little more, oh fvck this is brilliant. Right at the end i'll put a flat peice, with a little flag to give you fvcking hope. But then i'll put a pool and a sand box to fvck with your ball yeah! And you'll be there chasin yer ass, jerking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
FVCK NO! Eighteen fvcking times!!"


Absolutely hilarious!

Download the vid clip of that here


Confused

 

[Encryptic]

All these replies and no one's made a smart-ass remark? You're slipping!

The only balls I normally play with are my own...

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Confused
Robin Williams about how a drunk Scot must have invented golf.

"And how they could invent a sport like golf:
Here's my idea for a fvcking sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like Pool?
Fvck off, pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little fvcked up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like croquet?
Fvck croquet! I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away! Ah fvck ah yeah!
Oh, like a bowling rink?
Fvck no! Not straight, I'll put sh!t in the way! Like trees and bushes and high grass, so you can lose your fvcking ball! Then go whacking away with a fvcking tire iron. Whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a fvcking stroke. Ha ha ha! Fvck, that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cos every time you miss it you feel like you're gonna fvcking die! Oh wait, here's a little more, oh fvck this is brilliant. Right at the end i'll put a flat peice, with a little flag to give you fvcking hope. But then i'll put a pool and a sand box to fvck with your ball yeah! And you'll be there chasin yer ass, jerking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
FVCK NO! Eighteen fvcking times!!"


Absolutely hilarious!

Download the vid clip of that here


Confused

OMG! My wife and I watched the whole special that that clip came from. We actually hurt when the show was over because we were laughing so damn hard. Some of the most hilarious stuff I've ever heard.

 

[codeyf]

I would only play the Wilson I-Wound. Till they stopped making them

 

[N8Magic]

Maxfli Revolution.

 

[H34D0N]

I like the 150 maxflys

 

[caboob]

Used to really like the Noodles but I like the balance of distance and spin with the Titleist NXTs.

 

[z0mb13]

whatever I find on the golf course