Toasthead
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Originally posted by: Toasthead
Originally posted by: PipBoy
You have some issues.
Thats putting it lightly
if its good hit it for as long as possible........
Originally posted by: yllus
No, you should just stop there. Run fast, run far.Originally posted by: keystroker
She says she wants to marry me and have my kids (she tried to slip it in without a condom last night) and stuff
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
if its good hit it for as long as possible........
Never had any huh?
It is all good!
Hell of a story, glad it worked out for you. :QOriginally posted by: MisterJackson
Listen when the masses say run. This trick is scandalous. My ex wife was the same way. She invited me to lunch on the day of our divorce. We had been seperated for 2 years, so I thought nothing of it. The entire time in the resteraunt she babbled on about "One last time, for old time's sake.". The whole while she's seeing this other guy who she <quote> "Is madly in love with" <unquote>.
Anyhow, I say "Let's go back to my place", and on the way there we get into a head on collision (She was driving, I was the passenger, the other guy was at fault). To top it off she calls me two weeks later saying she is:
a)Pregnant, and b)Remarried....in that order.
Found out a little later she was a few weeks pregnant when she wanted MisterJacksons sh1t. She was trying to set me up to be the baby's daddy.
I thank God everyday for causing that car accident.
I agree up until the part of her going totally psycho. I usually dumped them when they start showing prevalent signs of psycho, any later than that and it usually gets messy.Originally posted by: silverpig
Hit it. Hit it and don't stop hitting it until she goes totally psycho. But remember, double wrap it, and flush immediately. Leave NOTHING usable behind.
